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My Editor Sent Me Strange TikToks At 3AM...

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Notes: 1.  So if we don’t like these TikTok’s it’s all Cameron’s fault.  Got it. 2.  So it seems Robert doesn’t plan to leave the house in the future because he’s sending the Wife out while he stays home with the kids. 3.  No clue where that knit hat skeleton hand holding a rose design is from.  If anyone knows - please comment below. 4.  Kermit never should “hate” anything - he’s a National Treasure in the eyes of those Young at Heart. 5. 📍  Idea:   Robert should have Elmo and Kermit make Peace. 6.  According to Google:   The Fairly OddParents --> Final episode date: July 26, 2017. 7.  Note:  Having the loose string at Kermit’s mouth is driving me nuts.  Remove it already. (⓿_⓿) 8.  Yes.  Make “ Instant Karma ” more than just a theme song.  Make it a Single. 9.  What are the odds that one of Robert’s rings yanked that string loose after he punched Kermit? 10.  Kermit has his own stas...

Can YOU Make Me Laugh With TIKTOKS?!?!

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Notes: 1.  Guess the pink shirt with the smaller tie is at the cleaners for Professor RobertIDK. 2.  To get into college you need more than 10K. 3.  Suppose to send in funny TikTok’s , right? 4.  You’ll have to excuse the Professor as he’s only measures in inches in the past. LMAO 5.  So is running away part of the challenge? 6.  Rocco is thinking - “is he taking me to Church?” 7.  Nobu is more chilled because he wants to show up on Robert’s twitch nights. 8.  Now we know what the Aflec duck does on his days off.  He has a drinking problem. 9.  It is October.  Scares are in the plans. 10.  Could be worse - he could have been cutting the cheese instead. 11.  Why is the cereal box still closed? 12.  There was a rumor that Professors exams are all oral ones.  Oh!

You Had ONE Job Bro... 🤦‍♂️

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Notes: 1.  It amazes me how many videos Robert claims to watch, yet when classics like the Mario video appears he thinks its something new. 2.  Wondering:   Can all the members of the Boop Troop pass the Vibe Check? (Comment Below) 3.  Robert should have saved the Mario video to show on Twitch . 4. 📍  Trivia:  Robert has low O.C.D. (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) tendencies. 5.  I tracked down the protesting story and saw no sign with that written on it in the videos that made it on the news. 6.  God knows more than the scientists. ✅ 7.  It would be a little funnier if it was an Italian named hair salon with this image in the window. 8.  Free Covid?  Guess people will have their Christmas List completed even before Halloween. 9.  Maybe she was Hoping to get up close and personal with the guys to start some dating options. 10.  She’s living real-life Tinder . 11.  It’s like real-life Tetris , yet still couldn’t...

So I Finally Watched Dhar Mann...

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Notes: 1.  Oh!  Sharp Dressed Robert is back.  2.  Robert is one Bible shy of knocking on my door wanting to ask to discuss Jesus with me.  3.  Sometimes I think they should start marketing to 3 year old’s these lessons on how to make the right choices as adults. 4.  Wait-a-Minute! isn’t every dude trying to impress the Lady to get something from her and willing to buy whatever to get it? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 5.  Some people prefer different brands due to styles and not just on prices.  If he as dating her - he should have know that about her. 6.  Wondering:  But Bella will be caught wearing a cheap dress that that during the day? 7.  Why did he ask what she was hungry for if he was just wanting to go to a fast food place? 🍟🥤🍔 8.  Note:   We know he’s the “good guy” now because he has a cross hanging from his rear view mirror. 9.  Bella is just lighting a fire under this dudes butt.  Explaining all the nice things h...

PEOPLE FAILING SIMPLE TASKS FOR 16 MINUTES STRAIGHT

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Notes: 1.  Benefits of being in the Boop Troop : A.   Get to watch RobertIDK videos B.   Meet fellow members and become instant Friends with a common connection. C.  Proudly get to wear RobertIDK merch. 2.  Personal opinion:   Not fan of the Red lighting. 3.  So no one showed Robert the fake smashed screen with other Friend with remote out of video shot trick? 🤔 4.   How is someone who never leaves their house/apartment suppose to talk smack to someone except online? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 5.  Plus wearing a mask you can barely hear what the other person is saying. 😷 6.  Facts:  Mini-Monday’s wouldn’t be so Mini if Robert created the theme song like he promised he would. 7.   FYI:  FOX 13 meteorologist Paul Dellegatto 8.  FAMILY  9.   I thought it was all in the attempt to try something new - so are we laughing cause she tried or because she hasn’t gotten it yet? 😓 10.  That’s the only problem Robe...

PERFECTLY CUT SCREAMS 2

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Notes: 1.  I have some non-kid Friendly ideas why Mr. Cow is here.  However, I suspect it is because Mr. Cow didn’t come in a cardboard cutout so he bought the blow up version instead. 2.  Mr. Cow just wasn’t ready for his debut. 3.  Can’t wait to find out what his name will be from Robert.  Or will it always be “ Mr. Cow ”? 🤔 4.  The anime girl wanted to be on like the TV show American Idol , but while showing off her talent of the backflip - died.  She ends in Hell, but gets transferred to Heaven. Wishes for bigger boobs and wings.   SPOILER:  All a Dream. 5.  The Camel was a nice Surprise! 👍 6.  It was so funny Robert didn’t even mention the missing apostrophe. 7.  You know that snake was serious when he tilted his head when he went in for the bite.  (like dudes think its kewl to tilt the gun). 8.  Well, there goes any sponsor from Jersey Mike’s in Robert’s future. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 9.  Or secretly Rocco just ...

TIKTOK PARENT PRANKS ARE OUT OF CONTROL...

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Notes: 1.  Yes.  That was a photo of Robert. 2.  Yes.  That is a photo of Teen Robert. 3.  The officer should write in his report that “the mom fallen and couldn’t get up” and see if his co-workers laugh cause its just like the tag line to the commercial. 4.   People don’t steal on TikTok - they recycle.  5.   When she wants to go out or wants a new car - I can’t wait until Dad returns the favor of a prank. 6.   I Hope the Dad saw the son before whacking the bed.  Perhaps it was a pet underneath instead? 7.    Note:  Neither grandparent rushed to try to grab the fake baby. 8.   Jasper wouldn’t have been for the TikTok without Robert first adding a meme combo by adding “Yeet!” 9.    SSSniperwolf  wanna be just went that little big too far to realize it was fake. 10.   😕 Starting to get concerned.  We have had several “camera battery just died” issues and now we’re ha...

TIK TOKS THAT DESTROYED ME

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Notes: 1.  Wondering:  What has Robert’s lazy butt been doing if not filming?  ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ 2.  Nice to see that Robert hasn’t changed his need to punch out cardboard cutouts since he reached the Million. #sarcasm 3.  Reference:  “I came home nice, but I’m goin' back mean” Jack Harlow video Tyler Herro 4.  Question:  Aren’t all  TikTok  weird? 😋 5.  Likely that man will be getting extra napkins for brightening up the workers day. 6. 📍 #Idea - Robert viewing one of his own TikTok  he’s already posted and see how many view numbers he receives. 7.   Question:   Why would there be “haters” for the Boop Troop ? \(〇_o)/ 8.  Question #2:  Why would “haters” be watching a video from the leader of a fandom they alleged ‘hate’?  Who is Robert talking too? (⓿_⓿) 9.  LOL - waiting for that one day when his upstairs neighbors just happen to be surfing through YouTube and find this video. 10. ...

THIS VIDEO RUINED MY DAY

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Notes: 1.  “Forth floor YouTube.” 2.  As former volleyball player - that first video really gets me angry.  3.  I 100% blame the lazy owner who didn’t even sit up to play keep away with the bone - instead placing his own at risk. 4.  From all Women who have had issues with men (past & present) - Good Boy! 5.  LOL - now we know why Harry Styles is Smiling.  Because one day he knew he’d be Happy to avoid those type of videos with his eyes taped up. 6.  Wondering:  Would it be more painful if he was sober and got the message? 7.  For those who don’t get the “Shark bait hoo ha ha” it’s from “ Finding Nemo ” movie. 8.  To me RUINT is just past tense of the word RUIN. (I’m not hip to many meme things though). 9.  Thanks for the fact checking Cameron. 👍 10.  At this point - why panic?  If you’re going to make it - you’ll make it.  Though why record it if you have Loved ones you should be calling/texting leaving mes...

THE FUNNIEST VIDEOS UNDER 30 SECONDS (YouTube Haiku)

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Notes: 1.  LOL - @ 44 seconds in I legit thought Robert inserted himself in the clip. 2.  When I was in the Girl Scouts I was told the reason I was choking on the smoke that came into my space was because “ Smoke follows Beauty ”.  I now suspect it was because I was down wind of the breeze of the night. LOL 3.  OMG!  Did Robert just say chair?  You brought a chair to the “Campfire Experience”?  You’re suppose to be sitting on a log or a blanket on the ground.  Not something comfortable.  Chairs are for outdoor concerts and kitchen tables. 4.  Disco Stick:  Come on Robert you can say it or slang it with some culture of “a part of a man’s junk”. 5.  Wondering:  Did someone blush during Health/Sex Ed glass? 6.  What?  Why didn’t Robert just link the prior video with the junk stabbing one? 7.  Applause to Cameron on his dramatic “ I was so shook by the video ” performance. \(〇_o)/ 8.  The answer is No . ...

PERFECTLY CUT SCREAMS (HILARIOUS)

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Notes: 1.  I think that’s why Pirates went to stealing gold instead of doing YouTube because of the eye patch. LOL 2.  I know its the Versace belt and not a tie, but still looks good as a tie. 3.  Mr. Bear has a name.  It’s Bearrington . 🐻 4.  Wondering:   Who leaves their garage doors down just a crack? 5.  It’s stressful for the vet too. 6.  If the Husky’s owner didn’t prepare the dog for the shot - that’s on the owner. 7.  Question:  Am I bad for wishing she was in there until a Parent rescued her from the table? 8.  What Robert might now understand:  That’s Karaoke.  He should know that - he’s been on stage before. 9.  Sadly, Robert will have to wait until he’s the Father to mess with his kids to know that feeling. 🤣 10.  Lucky:   Robert waited until he was an adult to stop caring for his Birthday.  I stopped caring when no one showed up to my Parties as a kid. #Sad  11.  Truth:  ...

PEOPLE GETTING INSTANT KARMA FOR 16 MINUTES STRAIGHT

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Notes: 1.  If your wondering:  Robert is singing Bruno Mars, Anderson Paak, Silk Sonic's new single " Leave the Door Open " 2.  LOL and then goes into Justin Bieber song?  OMG!  I have to see Robert’s current music line - up. 3.  What are the odds Robert introduced himself to the new upstairs neighbors? 🤔 4.  Better Question:  What are the odds Robert offered them Help to bring in their stuff? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 5.  Even Better Question:  Do you think Robert brought them a “ Welcome to the Complex Welcome Basket ” of goodies?  (or am I the last person who does the “Welcome Wagon Basket” to new neighbors anymore?) 6.  LOL :  I wonder if they ever wonder if that’s Robert screams for a video or his girlfriend is visiting. 7.  Porch Pirates need to go right to the source and just steal UPS trucks (LOL).  Don’t forget to disable the tracking devices first. 8.  If anyone cares:  The attack ball is Nezuko Kamado ...

WHEN PEOPLE CELEBRATE TOO EARLY... (INSTANT KARMA)

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Notes: 1.  Ah Robert missed the opportunity to use the 3-D filter for yesterday’s video instead. 2.  It can be a Beach hat or a Gardening hat, but it reminds me of a Going on a Picnic attire if Robert was a young Amish boy. 3. 📍  I expected Robert to take one Sunny day and film outside on the grass (sitting on a blanket) and just chillin in the video.  Maybe telling more ‘when I was kid’ stories. #idea 4.  Nice:  Showing a sign of respect by calling him “Mr. Cena”. 5.  Robert took his Marge shirt back from Cena and dressed him into his Versace -- I ♡ BAROQUE EMBROIDERED MEDUSA BATHROBE - that costs $995.00 6.  I call those people Second Place Suckers who brag before crossing the line after bragging early. 7.   Facts:   Unless there is a watermark I’m assuming these kid shots are Robert. LOL 8.  Wonder what young Robert’s gangster name. 9.  Went to two different sites and got these for him. 10.  Even though I’m nev...

MYSTERY RIDDLES THAT ELIMINATED MY BRAIN CELLS

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Notes: 1.   May the 4 th  be with you Meme 2 days late. 2.  Reality:   Glasses help you see better - not make you Smarter. 3.  Ugh:  Robert once lived in the UK (even if he didn’t drive) he should known the first riddle answer. 4.  Not only there is no shadows for the camels - there are two camels just wondering around the desert. 5.  Why punish Cena for a correct answer? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 6.  I’m on Robert’s side on the Milk riddle. 🥛 To misleading. 7.  OMG!  Every Mystery Drama has used this ice plan.  8.  Maybe if Robert kept his glasses on he’d know the simple answers to these riddles. LOL 9.  Why isn’t the bartender calling for Help?  If not for the dead brother - how about the one twin he likes is still poisoned. 10.  Not a fan of the sniper hide and go seek photos. 👎 11.  Four Doors:  Fire is not an animal - so that’s easy to avoid as the answer.  Dragons are magical - can’t be killed b...

AMAZING COMPARISONS THAT BLEW MY MIND

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Notes: 1.  Seemed a little more rational in the beginning of the video.👍 2.  Robert might have “grown” but still wears the basic of a white t-shirt. 3.  Correction:  Facial hair grows on its own.  Robert only learned to manage it. 4.  Wondering:  Did I miss the “more stuff”? 🤔 (did he mean in the 1st video?) 5.  LOL:  Robert “is Hot” right now comment.  Yea he is. LOL 6.  Take the Poll:   https://www.strawpoll.me/45203567  (right click to open in new tab) 7.  That’s 14 months. #math 8.  Excuse me.  Is Robert critic of Art after this? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 9.   Note:  Maybe one (or more) of the kids could have been adopted so they have different styles. 10.  What is this China Robert?  There is no limit in the Good Old US of A when it comes to kids. 11. 📍  Suggestion:  Maybe do a video covering details about the Titanic - facts and discuss the soundtrack. LOL 12.  “ Lets lo...

I AM A WIMP #006 - More Oddly Terrifying Things

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Notes:  1.  For those not in the know:  Dollar sign in a yellow circle means the creators can only make money when the video is on YouTube Red or limits ads that can make money because of RULES. 2.  So this means Robert has to work on making thumbnails. 3.  Hello Chocolate Peanut Butter. 4.  Value A.   Harry Styles - 70 Bucks B.   John Cena - 20 Bucks C.   Robert - Priceless   5.   Sad: They could have tracked down some Family if they were still in the area to give the doll as a Family heirloom.  Or donate it to a Historical Society. 6.  Wondering:  What is Robert doing that he couldn’t do in front of Jesus?  (⓿_⓿) 7.  Confused:  Why is Robert questioning about caramel when it’s a Chocolate and Peanut Butter ice cream?  I don’t see caramel listed on the ingredients. CLICK 8.  Was there caramel in the ice cream or just a random questions? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 9.  Some say wrinkl...