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I Googled myself and um....... WHAT?!?!

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Notes: 1.  What was that Mario jump? 2.  Robert’s latest member of the Narcissistic personality disorder club. 3.  “It’s been a long time since Robert “googled himself” - who thought that statement sounded more dirty than expected? 4.  No.  Robert is wrong.  Linus the Kangaroo wasn’t here. Robert & Linus 5.  “Girlfriend” was the first one because either Boop Troop were celebrating the break-up or talking about the break-up Robert. 6.  Facts:  “Our Records” is just translates into “what fans have told us” 7.  Nice to hear Robert appreciates Artists. 8.  It’s almost like low level like Anthony Padilla merch. 9.  Robert is going to make a real reddit (and never go back.  Remember Twitch?  Remember TikTok daily postings?  Remember discord? 10.  Note: Robert points out himself and Cameron, but not Tanner. 11.  Question:  The question is - is it a free app or did they pay 3 bucks to do the video? ...

DHAR MANN IS AN ABSOLUTE SAVAGE

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Notes: 1.   Correction:  It’s Robert with a bad Southern accent.  Bless his Heart for making the attempt. 2.  First view of the new Rose tattoo along the thumb. 3.  Still love the sweater. 💗 4.  Is it me or when Robert gets right up in the camera he can pass for Jacksepticeye? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 5.  First of all they should have started goofing on him about his name then you go goofing about everything else. 6.  “I love my Mom” shirt - depends on which state your wearing it in.  It might mean something else. LOL 7.  Damn Mom - why did you have to leave the car?  Do they own a car? 8.  I suspect that was “too soon” for Robert to make that joke about ‘the ex’. 9.  Dirty Comment Alert:  If she did - why would any man make her their ex? (think about it). 10.  Was Cameron having a stroke there before guessing the wrong answer? 11.  No one likes “teachers pet”. 12.  “ Saved by the Bell ” classroom. 13.  James h...

I AM A WIMP #013 - Life Of Luxury Short Films

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Notes: 1.  Only one question? 🤔 2.  Why is Robert wearing his mask inside?  3.  Why didn’t Robert film his own concert for a future video? 🎵🎸 4. 📍  Suggestion:  Robert should do his own low budget “scary” clip.  Maybe it will Help him get over some fears? 5.  Look it’s lowest budget Sam & Dean Winchester. #Supernatural 6.  LMAO - Robert thinks the Dad is giving her expired milk.  Think dirtier - something that can be the reason why he’s not letting her into his room anymore.  Something a man does in private. 7.  Why does this dude wearing sunglasses at night? He’s no Corey Hart . ( Google it - if you don’t get that reference) 🎤👨‍🎤 8.  “ Welcome to my barely furnished home where it echoes so much I’m sure my Dad not only can hear our voices, but the knocking at the door .” 9.  What name did he call her?  In the scope of “lazy bitch”? 10.  Dad must be crazy.  If that was my Dad it wo...

I AM A WIMP #011 - MeatCanyon Animations...

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Notes: 1.  OMFG! I just got the song out of my head and it’s back. 🎵 Do-Do-Do-Do-Do. 2.  I don’t remember spooky animations being on the top 10 list on our end.🤔 3.  The one thing we never wanted him to see - the SpongeBob animation. 4.  Wow!  That SpongeBob animation can also double for a spot on Adult sites for those with beyond twisted minds. \(〇_o)/ 5.  Why did they make a small Patrick hiding under the table?  Doesn’t he enjoy the secret formula too? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 6.  Hey ASMR fans - turn this video clip of SpongeBob into an MP3 and tell me how your ears like it. (⓿_⓿) 7.  I guess Sandy can’t get to land to experience this SpongeBob too. 8. I Believe the Original title was:  How to ruin Robert' s childhood under 4 minutes. 😋 9.  Hey Joshua - you going to rinse out that bowl, dude? 10.  So Joshua doesn’t have a Monkey on his back about this addiction to the cereal, but has a Tiger instead? 11.  Note:  turdaffinit...

PEOPLE HAVING INSTANT REGRET FOR 15 MINUTES STRAIGHT

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Notes: 1.  Pretentious - attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, ect. (see pompous) 2.  Maybe top 5 YouTuber - where on that list is RobertIDK - I’m not going to say. 3.  I thought Kermit was more of a Frog Leg eater than a Frog Fingers foodie. 4.  That’s right people.  Never grab your stuffed animals and try to feed them their own limbs.  LOL 5.  Still abusing the cardboard cutouts. 😢 6.  I don’t see any kids at this party.  Is there tiny booze or medical bottles in that barrel? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 7.  “ RobertIDK is The Most Educational - non Education Channel on YouTube. ” 8.  WOW!  Robert and Kermit are fighting. 😥 9.  Behind-the-Scenes 10.  Robert and Kermit come from two different Worlds - deal with it. 11.  That mini-second was a Beautiful moment caught on camera #Friends 12.   That cat must have known he had some extra lives to use. 13.  That’s what Brothers of any a...

PERFECTLY CUT SCREAMS 2

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Notes: 1.  I have some non-kid Friendly ideas why Mr. Cow is here.  However, I suspect it is because Mr. Cow didn’t come in a cardboard cutout so he bought the blow up version instead. 2.  Mr. Cow just wasn’t ready for his debut. 3.  Can’t wait to find out what his name will be from Robert.  Or will it always be “ Mr. Cow ”? 🤔 4.  The anime girl wanted to be on like the TV show American Idol , but while showing off her talent of the backflip - died.  She ends in Hell, but gets transferred to Heaven. Wishes for bigger boobs and wings.   SPOILER:  All a Dream. 5.  The Camel was a nice Surprise! 👍 6.  It was so funny Robert didn’t even mention the missing apostrophe. 7.  You know that snake was serious when he tilted his head when he went in for the bite.  (like dudes think its kewl to tilt the gun). 8.  Well, there goes any sponsor from Jersey Mike’s in Robert’s future. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 9.  Or secretly Rocco just ...

10 KIDS GAMES THAT MADE ME LOSE BRAIN CELLS

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Notes: 1.  Did you hear that clearly?  He ORDERED this shirt on purpose? LOL 2.  Not a design flaw - just right for the Boop Troop to enjoy. 3.  Plus no one tell Robert this thing calling sewing on a button on a shirt. 4.  Robert’s first tattoo first shared July 23, 2018. #Facts 5.   Video created from Podcast about the Rose tattoo. (Homemade/Unmute) (Audio from his Podcast) 6.   Robert is right.  The “Funny Bone” isn’t a bone.  It is the Humerus, which is the long bone of the upper arm. 7.  She got hurt while skateboarding like 10 seconds before - that is what happened to her. LOL 8.  In the shadow I didn’t see a helmet or pads either. 😢 9.  Let’s assume her Parents are making the decisions including the color of her cast. 10.  Tanner, Johnny Bravo, Markiplier, Mike Tyson, RobertIDK, Stewie, Squidward, Markiplier and another RobertIDK in that Kool-Aid scene. 11.  If you’re interesting in knowing:  According t...

VIDEOS THAT START FREAKY BUT END GOOD

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Notes: 1.  So Robert is not using his “mic check” anymore? 2.  Is that the natural voice tone the upstairs neighbor hears?   3.  Excuses are the best.  Four hours of sleep. 4.  ADULT COMMENT:  So he now has a girlfriend (based on the prior video) so he uses the 8 that most use to sleep and uses half the time to give his girlfriend attention? 5.  We know Robert’s life follow that track of No-No-No-No- Yes!  I have a girlfriend! 6.  There are 2 things to do in the baton race. 1.   Run 2.   Pass the baton to the next racer. 7.  It’s like a video game where the player plays as the chicken.  Victory comes if you survive. 8.  The prank got me. 👍 9.  Facts:   Robert only lasted 4 hours.  You know what else lasts 4 hours?  (Hint:  If it lasts longer than 4 hours - seek professional help). LOL 10.  Skipping all my jokes about how Robert loves helmets.  They are too dirty. LOL...

MY GIRLFRIEND TRIES TO MAKE ME LAUGH WITH TIKTOKS

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I always Believed it's Bad Karma if you Wish negative feelings on another's Love Life.  Love is so rare to find in another - it's almost a crime not to feel Happiness. But there video began and kicked off a lot of "Bad Feelings" and crushed a lot of fantasies because of the way his "Good News" was shared. It was a late night conversation in several chat rooms and here are a few of ONLY MINE comments.  In no particular order. (click 2 enlarge) Also can someone tell me if her name is  Jessie Paege  because no where in the video did Robert even introduce her by name. LOL

THE WORST PHOTOSHOP FAILS I'VE EVER SEEN

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Notes: 1.  So you thought go ahead and sing again so this video gets copyright claimed too? 🤔 2. 📍 Or Robert can ask the Boop Troop to create some photoshop fails - Tweet them and let see if he can find the error in them? #idea 3.  Fly can be seen on video - see circle below.  4.   “Watch out everyone!  Robert has a oven mitten!” \(〇_o)/ 5.  Wondering:  Why would there be an oven mitten in the room?  I suspect hot food was brought into the foot and placed on it to save the desk. 6.  Damn Robert - give yourself a break and eat a Snickers over something Healthy once in a while. 7.  Left this on Twitter for Robert. #MegaLegs 8.  How late in the night was Robert filming to misquote himself on something not oats? 9.  Wondering:  Did we need the slosh sounds with the paint? #ThinkAdult 10.  Checked out the Interview & Loved It. 👍

I PLAYED A FAKE YOUTUBER SIMULATOR

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Notes : 1.  Wondering :  There will never be another RobertIDK - is that a Good or Bad thing? A.   We Love the Original B.   We need more “real” YouTubers   2.  Muting the music and what do we get in return the signal for the truckers to blow their air horns. 3.  Welcome to the Gun Show. 4.  You should always edit your own videos because if you want it done right - do it yourself. #Facts 5.  From prior abuse to the cardboard cutouts - we know you have feet and socks, but never wore shoes. 6.  Note:  Not John Cena’s face.  More of his stomach/chest. 7.  Hey!  It’s Owen! 💗 8.   Note :  Robert never selects a microphone in the game. 9.  Create your own!  10.   Confused Robert is funny :  The guy in glasses is the Top YouTuber who is trying to help you Robert. 11.  It’s clear Robert replies to comments - sometimes even years after a video is out.  Example from " Panic! At...

BAD DESIGNS THAT SHOULD NOT EXIST

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Notes: 1.  Who is in the room with Robert? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2.  If this was Kassie (or Gloom ) holding the camera odds are Robert wouldn’t yell because she didn’t enjoy that move from a prior collab video they did together. 3.  So must be a nice time to be sharing time over some glasses of wine 🍷🍷  (see in the shot by his water thermos) 4.  Note:  Donald has 3 nephews - so one of them are missing. 5.  Not only is the room carpeted - there is freshly used kitty litter box by the bathtub. (lower right) 6.  Answer:   2006 7.  “this woman turning into fish _____” try again Robert. (not oil - but roll in title) 8.  Clue #1 who is in the room with RobertIDK - a woman’s giggle.  9.  Note to Shaky hands:  This isn’t the Blair Witch Project .  Keep it steady. 10.   Cameraman/woman - easy on the zoom. 11.   Starting to think that Robert accidently mixed his meds with the wine for this video. 🍷💊 12....

REACTING TO MY FIRST VIDEO!!! (1 Million Special)

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Notes: 1.  Wondering:  Was that riding the elevator gag or some leftovers of hide and go seek game? 2.  Wondering:  Was Robert embarrassed to return to view his first video within the 4 years? 3.  So finally a reason why there will never be a “theme song” for Mini-Monday’s.  I can stop reminding him of it. 4.  Wondering:  Did we ask an insight of his love making? (longer). 5.  LOL (Thumbnail).  Thumbs up to the Thumbnail. 👍 6.   Somethings never change:  My camera battery died. 7. 📌 Future Trivia:  “What’s Happenin’, Forum?” was first said by Ray William Johnson. 8.  So let’s review:  Robert had swiped a song, a saying from another YouTuber and another saying involving an animal in his first video on YouTube. 9.  Dare to Compare:  10.   Sad:  Robert missed the opportunity to say he really likes to eat things like “Deez Nuts.” when he held up them up. 11.  Wondering:  Wha...

TIK TOKS THAT DESTROYED ME

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Notes: 1.  Wondering:  What has Robert’s lazy butt been doing if not filming?  ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ 2.  Nice to see that Robert hasn’t changed his need to punch out cardboard cutouts since he reached the Million. #sarcasm 3.  Reference:  “I came home nice, but I’m goin' back mean” Jack Harlow video Tyler Herro 4.  Question:  Aren’t all  TikTok  weird? 😋 5.  Likely that man will be getting extra napkins for brightening up the workers day. 6. 📍 #Idea - Robert viewing one of his own TikTok  he’s already posted and see how many view numbers he receives. 7.   Question:   Why would there be “haters” for the Boop Troop ? \(〇_o)/ 8.  Question #2:  Why would “haters” be watching a video from the leader of a fandom they alleged ‘hate’?  Who is Robert talking too? (⓿_⓿) 9.  LOL - waiting for that one day when his upstairs neighbors just happen to be surfing through YouTube and find this video. 10. ...

I CANNOT HANDLE THE IRONY IN THIS VIDEO...

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Notes: 1.  It’s ironic that both are Singers, but only one sounds worse than the other. 2.  Irony is the 1/2 Sister to Sarcasm. 3.  I Love the 1/2 Poster idea. 4. 📍 How about we get that Irish teacher and  Jacksepticeye   and have a full contest on whose the loudest. 5.  Our Geography teacher just used an air horn to get us to settle down. 6.  Hope the execution chamber was a Halloween decoration. 7.  What else will Subway offer?  Free soda? 8.  Can that 5 th  grader spell -- Summer School? 9.  I currently have a 2005 Ford Focus. 10. 📍 #idea Robert can take the Banana Car - go around to all 50 States meeting up with the Boop Troop Family and filming videos by visiting popular or rare locations per state.  See how long he can upkeep the used car. #RoadTrip 11. 📍  Collab YouTubers (old & new) in that State.  Send footage to Cameron to edit while on the road. 12.  So Robert is Pro clipboard person outsi...

TIKTOKS THAT WERE SENT TO ME AT 3AM

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Notes: 1.   Look Santa Robert is back. 🎅 2.   Three elusive creatures on RobertIDK team? A.   Robert B.   Cameron C.   Rocco D.   Nobu   3.   “Please sir step over here for our second security search.” TSA 4.   This type of style is what I suggested previous for a chat between Rocco and Nobu. 5.   Why leave quarantine when there is photoshop? 6.   Pizza Day?  We only had Senior Skip Day . 7.   Name of the Movie:   The Shaggy D.A. (1976) 8.   Likely the 98% on non-recorded experience not written down were “pull my finger” jokes. 9.   Wolf clips - WTF? 10.  It’s like playing D&D for Wolves. 11.  I would never ever call my Parents by their first name. 12.  TiKTok is overrated.  Skip it.  Not even worth a theme song. 👎

PEOPLE WHO ACCEPTED THEIR FATE (HILARIOUS)

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Notes: 1.  Did we all just get Rick Rolled with this video being switched out? 2.  Wondering:   Can cats have anxiety to the point they want to hide in public? 3.  The dog was probably thinking - he must have found something tasty - let me try it. 4.  That’s the same reaction when my Friends try to get me to try their wheat-grass drinks. 5.  Pull out a bag of dog treats and that egg will be gone. 6.  The Dog/Cat road trip is like Brother/Sister doing the “I’m not touching you” move. 7.  I didn’t see that dog bring his lunchbox - Hope he has lunch money to purchase at school. LOL 8.  Is that the original Water Taxi of the sea? 9.  The #BoopTroop hashtag is getting out there - has Robert not been looking for it? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 10.  Is the “thug dog” done in reverse? 11.  That’s what kids are doing when the Internet is down or game systems are taken away?  Seal themselves into trash bags? 12.  Sideshow Mel Bird? 13.  ...

THE FUNNIEST PHOTOSHOP FAILS OF 2021

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Notes: 1.  Auto Tune has to go. ❌🎤👨 2.  LOL - Robert said he’s back “Normal” 3.  Fails - those rings Robert wears. (just an opinion) 4.  Did they try to make the thigh gap into a shape of a small skinny Heart to get people to “love” their product? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 5.  “The thigh gap.”  Robert said he’s not going to get into it. #ThinkDirty 6.   Remember:   You may not be Giants my Friends, but you can still on the shoulders of them.  (see idioms) 7.  This is why Robots will never replace Humans when it comes to photoshop failures.   8.  At first glance:  I thought she was sitting on someone who was trying to escape the inside of the bolder.  His leg and hand by her foot. 9.  One of Robert’s less known talents:  Magic. 10.  Wondering:  Did someone screw the pooch by letting LeBron wear his white basketball shorts in the photo on a white background? 🤔 11.  That was quick judgement.  Maybe she...

THE FUNNIEST VIDEOS UNDER 30 SECONDS (YouTube Haiku)

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Notes: 1.  LOL - @ 44 seconds in I legit thought Robert inserted himself in the clip. 2.  When I was in the Girl Scouts I was told the reason I was choking on the smoke that came into my space was because “ Smoke follows Beauty ”.  I now suspect it was because I was down wind of the breeze of the night. LOL 3.  OMG!  Did Robert just say chair?  You brought a chair to the “Campfire Experience”?  You’re suppose to be sitting on a log or a blanket on the ground.  Not something comfortable.  Chairs are for outdoor concerts and kitchen tables. 4.  Disco Stick:  Come on Robert you can say it or slang it with some culture of “a part of a man’s junk”. 5.  Wondering:  Did someone blush during Health/Sex Ed glass? 6.  What?  Why didn’t Robert just link the prior video with the junk stabbing one? 7.  Applause to Cameron on his dramatic “ I was so shook by the video ” performance. \(〇_o)/ 8.  The answer is No . ...