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"MY SON THE SIMP" Animated True Stories That Nickelodeon Would Cancel IM...

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Notes: VIDEO #1 1. Question: How much coffee did Robert have today? ☕ 2. Doubtful they are all “True Stories” 3. A true Alabama farm looks like where everyone is related to everyone so you can’t avoid marrying a cousin. #Kidding 4. Now I have to know Spanish for countdowns? Ugh. 5. Why didn’t Robert say “Let’s go” so he could have continued the Spanish lesson and just say “Vamos”? 6. I don’t think “sleeping” is the right word in this story. 7. That weird feeling it probably just her Aunt Flo visiting LOL 8. So this is why my Mom was attractive and I was made the ugly daughter. So there is no confusion on whose who. 👍 9. Question: Is Robert saying 5’9” in his Timberland Boots or socks/bare feet? 10. Suspect: Robert likes a smaller woman so he can be the Big Spoon. 11. Wondering: Robert likes a smaller woman so he can do the lean in kiss instead of the straight across kiss. 12. Sounds like Mason wasn’t the loser - but she was for being the sucker for paying for ev...