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My Editor Sent Me Strange TikToks At 3AM...

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Notes: 1.  So if we don’t like these TikTok’s it’s all Cameron’s fault.  Got it. 2.  So it seems Robert doesn’t plan to leave the house in the future because he’s sending the Wife out while he stays home with the kids. 3.  No clue where that knit hat skeleton hand holding a rose design is from.  If anyone knows - please comment below. 4.  Kermit never should “hate” anything - he’s a National Treasure in the eyes of those Young at Heart. 5. 📍  Idea:   Robert should have Elmo and Kermit make Peace. 6.  According to Google:   The Fairly OddParents --> Final episode date: July 26, 2017. 7.  Note:  Having the loose string at Kermit’s mouth is driving me nuts.  Remove it already. (⓿_⓿) 8.  Yes.  Make “ Instant Karma ” more than just a theme song.  Make it a Single. 9.  What are the odds that one of Robert’s rings yanked that string loose after he punched Kermit? 10.  Kermit has his own stas...

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN A VIDEO 💀💀

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Note: 1.  Thanks for stopping by Kermit. 2.  This reminds me of something.  3.  Robert doesn’t know what month it is unless its on his sweater. 4.  The dog witnessing the murder on screen will never bark out of turn again. LOL 5.  What is Robert on to give him so many giggles? 🤔 6.  Does Robert need a cigarette? 7.  Putting the fake puppy in a pot - makes me feel weird and want to punch that person. 8.  The cat being overfed is likely thinks it’s a scam and heading the vet soon after. LOL 9.  Robert calls cats “Mittens” because “Gloves” are too expensive. 10.  That’s odd because I thought Porn Hub was Robert’s favorite place now that he’s Single again. (to soon?) ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯¯

PEOPLE HAVING INSTANT REGRET FOR 15 MINUTES STRAIGHT

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Notes: 1.  Pretentious - attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, ect. (see pompous) 2.  Maybe top 5 YouTuber - where on that list is RobertIDK - I’m not going to say. 3.  I thought Kermit was more of a Frog Leg eater than a Frog Fingers foodie. 4.  That’s right people.  Never grab your stuffed animals and try to feed them their own limbs.  LOL 5.  Still abusing the cardboard cutouts. 😢 6.  I don’t see any kids at this party.  Is there tiny booze or medical bottles in that barrel? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 7.  “ RobertIDK is The Most Educational - non Education Channel on YouTube. ” 8.  WOW!  Robert and Kermit are fighting. 😥 9.  Behind-the-Scenes 10.  Robert and Kermit come from two different Worlds - deal with it. 11.  That mini-second was a Beautiful moment caught on camera #Friends 12.   That cat must have known he had some extra lives to use. 13.  That’s what Brothers of any a...

TIKTOKS THAT ACTUALLY RESTORED MY FAITH IN HUMANITY

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Notes: 1.  The Internet is a Weird Place.  Understatement of the Century Captain Obvious….I mean Kermit. 2.  Can someone tell Robert - there is so many places on the net to make People feel good.  What sites have he been trapped in? 3.   Note:   There are tons of stuff offline to make you feel good.  Some are Nature made, Found in a Drive Thru and some need batteries.(electronics people) LOL 4.  We know the only thing making Kermit the Frog Happy is Miss Piggy . LOL 5.  Wondering:   Was that the “Theme Song” by sung by Kermit?  Will this be series now? 6.  Question :  What’s worse than Trash? Answer:  Non-recycled Trash or Trash non-recycled 7.  Pacifiers can be bought at the Dollar Stores - why worry about this particular one?  Are they really going to get that germ free to use again? 😷 8.  Looks like a set-up trained Dolphin.  But still nice video. 9.  WOW!  So if your days is going ...

THE FUNNIEST PHOTOSHOP FAILS OF 2021

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Notes: 1.  Auto Tune has to go. ❌🎤👨 2.  LOL - Robert said he’s back “Normal” 3.  Fails - those rings Robert wears. (just an opinion) 4.  Did they try to make the thigh gap into a shape of a small skinny Heart to get people to “love” their product? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 5.  “The thigh gap.”  Robert said he’s not going to get into it. #ThinkDirty 6.   Remember:   You may not be Giants my Friends, but you can still on the shoulders of them.  (see idioms) 7.  This is why Robots will never replace Humans when it comes to photoshop failures.   8.  At first glance:  I thought she was sitting on someone who was trying to escape the inside of the bolder.  His leg and hand by her foot. 9.  One of Robert’s less known talents:  Magic. 10.  Wondering:  Did someone screw the pooch by letting LeBron wear his white basketball shorts in the photo on a white background? 🤔 11.  That was quick judgement.  Maybe she...

PEOPLE HAVING INSTANT REGRET FOR 16 MINUTES STRAIGHT

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Notes: 1.  That’s right - he said it - he’s currently Single .  2.  Wondering:  What is Robert’s baseline for “Crazy”? \(〇_o)/ 3. 📍  Suggestion:  Place ALL ‘Theme Songs’ in one video (for convenience if Robert/Boop Troop needs to see them) and Robert can react on his efforts towards each set. 4.  You know Kermit is going to mess Robert up when they are off camera for not letting him stay.  LOL 5.  I choose ‘A’ and now I feel like a Winner!  Thanks! 🌷 6.  If this guy was honest and didn’t put that name in - he will have to have a discussion with his kids when court is over. LOL 7.  Also isn’t that (or maybe should be) the name of an adult device? 8.  Sounds like Robert’s Mom gives out Good advice because she only wants the best for her Boi. 9.  If Robert already knew how babies are born - he should have came to school with a ‘get out of class’ note signed by his Parent(s). LOL 10.  The kid wrecking the p...

PEOPLE GETTING INSTANT KARMA FOR 16 MINUTES STRAIGHT

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Notes: 1.  If your wondering:  Robert is singing Bruno Mars, Anderson Paak, Silk Sonic's new single " Leave the Door Open " 2.  LOL and then goes into Justin Bieber song?  OMG!  I have to see Robert’s current music line - up. 3.  What are the odds Robert introduced himself to the new upstairs neighbors? 🤔 4.  Better Question:  What are the odds Robert offered them Help to bring in their stuff? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 5.  Even Better Question:  Do you think Robert brought them a “ Welcome to the Complex Welcome Basket ” of goodies?  (or am I the last person who does the “Welcome Wagon Basket” to new neighbors anymore?) 6.  LOL :  I wonder if they ever wonder if that’s Robert screams for a video or his girlfriend is visiting. 7.  Porch Pirates need to go right to the source and just steal UPS trucks (LOL).  Don’t forget to disable the tracking devices first. 8.  If anyone cares:  The attack ball is Nezuko Kamado ...

MORE MEMES I FOUND AT 3AM

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Notes: 1.  He can spin, but a backflip for real in the studio? - not so much 🤔 2.  Harry & John got knocked down and got back up again.  #song ( Chumbawamba ) 3.   Question:   Is Robert’s “coach” - a nickname for his therapist? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 4.  You can’t go wrong with Kermit as a side kick. 🐸 5.  “Hugs not Drugs” 2021 6.  “Get a room guys” LOL 7.  Theory:  Maybe people are scared of Dinosaurs because likely some jerk will find a way to bring one back to life as per The Lost World movie. 8.  Can anyone else feel the Energy in the air on how close we are getting Robert to a Million Subscribers? 👩👍 9.  Robert raising to a higher standard?  Does this mean no more poo and fart jokes? 😲 Noooooo. 10.  Best Guard Bird Ever!  11.  Sad day to see Patrick telling Dad Jokes so young. 12.  Yes. Kudos to Cameron. 😎 13.  My cat only needs me to whistle for her to come home and again let her know its time...

WOULD YOU RATHER: The Hardest Questions EVER

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Notes: 1.  You doesn’t Love Kermit? 🐸💗 2.  Wondering:  Why didn’t say Boop Troop over “People”?  Didn’t Robert tell him the Fandom name? 3.  OMFG!  This is the 3 rd  video in the series and it gets a theme song???!!?  While Mini-Monday’s has and never had gotten one? 4.  Mini Monday was stuck with a temporary one with “ The Robert Hand ”.  5.  I can bypass the slushies - so for me Fire Breath. 6.  Honest:  Lots of Robert in Black & White is slightly sexier for me. 7.  Are we all in agreement that Robert likes to play with his hair as a form of his nervousness? 🤔 8.  Seriously?  Flashing back to the cinnamon challenge?  Either way - doing neither because I don’t follow the trends and never snort (not even when I laugh). 9.  I would float out in space with my music visiting other possible items in the galaxy.  Visit some other planets, asteroids and avoiding black holes. 10.  I’m a...

ODDLY TERRIFYING TIMELAPSE VIDEOS I REGRET WATCHING

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Notes: 1.  Haven’t seen that sweater since Responding To “ Unus Annus ” episode back in January 2020. 2.  Yea!  Bearrington  has survived Robert’s onslaught on cardboard animal cutouts. 3.  It’s very rare to have other YouTubers not claims their competition.  It was very kind of them. 🌷 4.   Interesting:   Didn’t Robert just have a “Party of One” on March 12 th ?  (his Birthdate) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 5.  Once Robert revealed he didn’t pay his gas bill - 1/2 of the dudes watching said “ Pull my Finger and I’ll share some gas with you. ” 6.  Robert wouldn’t be so cold if he wasn’t all muscles and bones with only small layer of body fat.🦴 7.  If Robert was truly “cold” wouldn’t he wrapped up in a blanket too? 8.  Whoa!  Kermit has entered the video. 🐸 9.  What’s happening?  It’s called Science. 🔬👩‍🔬 10.  Latest Votes say this 8 year old boy is Robert at age eight and not a stock photo.       ...

YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!! (Reacting To People Being Lazy)

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Notes: 1.  OPINION:  Long-sleeve shirts (especially with a Kawaii face) is 100% better than that Adidas tank shirt. 2.  Glad Robert put the “Community” section into a video to remind others to check it out for updates/polls/questions. 👍 3.  Sounded a little like Richárd  at the end of the theme song. 4.  Just noticed:  Symbols on the sleeves - yet can’t make them out to translate. 5.  Those spiders look adorable.  6.  Your wearing a pair of shoes - you can smash spiders while your in there.  I mean you can make it into a ‘how many can you kill in a day’ Game. 7.  I would get my refund from the exterminator if he can’t get ALL them out of the workplace. 8.  I wouldn’t lose my job - just set it up to work from home on the spider issue. 9.  For those who can’t connect the dots :  The word starts with the letter S and ends with men.  And there is a missing E that goes somewhere.   10.  It doesn...

THE FASTEST WORKERS IN THE WORLD

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Notes: 1.  Question:  Why hasn’t Fisher Price given Robert a Sponsored Products ad yet? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2.  LOL - The British Lady is back opening the video.  3.  Shout out:  Hey Linus nice to see you back there; even if damaged from Robert’s attack on you in a previous video. 4.  Like it when YouTubers give credit to other YouTubers when it comes to recreating same idea videos. 💗 5.  Holy Sheet:   Something about Robert in Black and White is just slightly sexier than him in Color.  6.  📍 Suggestion:   Robert just do an “all in black and white” video. 7.  Frogs or Goldfish? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 8.  I’m surprised Robert doesn’t recognize a Canadian brand of ketchup.(see arrow)  Click 2 Enlarge 9.  Seriously, does Valentines Day not appear on Robert’s calendar or not notice all the sales for Candy & Flowers that he would forget to get his lady something in advanced? 10.  Is it a box of Chocolate?  Flowers? ...