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Memes That Will Ruin Your Childhood... 🤦‍♂️

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Notes: 1.  Some of us are just “Child at Heart”. 2.  Robert is 27, which also means if he’s not careful he could be part of the ‘famous people who have died at 27’ Club. 3.  It also means Robert was 100% nerdy when it came with getting girls. 4.  WOW!  Bird Bird sounds similar to Kermit the Frog. 5.  Did you know:    Caroll Spinney  voiced Big Bird while originally Jim Henson voiced Kermit. 6.  What was Prince Charming suppose to do - put a mirror under her nose to see if it fogged up? 7.  The Prince puts a shoe on every woman, but then only purchases designer shoes for her to wear.  LOL 8.  The name of the man who put shoes on every woman’s feet is  Prince Charming. 9.  Did Robert just slip in a Spotify ad for his song in the video? 🤔 10.  Wondering:   Was it the scene or the subject matter that made Robert feel ill? Prince Charming (RobertIDK Style)

People who got DESTROYED by Instant Karma... 🤦‍♂️

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Notes: 1.  From the moment I heard the sample on Robert’s Instagram - I loved this song and even thought it would be a good Single. 2.  Sadly, the mantis didn’t have any milk to ease the heat. 3.  Leaving the scene of an accident that has video of you clearly on - leaving isn’t recommended. 4.  Hope that guy shared that video with his car insurance company. 5.  He didn’t need to be first - he needed to know how to tie down his stuff he’s got on the roof of his car. 6.  “I’m not that immature.” says the man who dresses up in a Pink Dinosaur, Sonic and various other costumes when not Halloween. 7.  Sign says “ Do Not Pass ” so maybe got a double ticket? 8.  Does Robert not understand it’s because YouTubers like him promote acts like this to drive thru employees by reacting to them? 9.  Shouldn’t that make Robert cringe knowing the prankster wasted free water that other need to hydrate? LOL 10.  They should never been able to tackle your g...

I Played The Roblox Squid Game...

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Notes: 1.  Thank you for playing this game for those of us who don’t have Netflix and will never watch their popular shows. 2.  Maybe add Flamingo and Leah Ashe can be added to the list of possible future Collab Friends? 3.  Might want to turn into Leah - just to feel up the Boobs all day/night.  LOL #bodyswap 4.  Spelling still needs improvement or just keyboard locations. 5.  I like how Robert thinks offering to be in a YouTube video is a Good thing. 6.  Damn headphones with that scream & buzzers. 7.  Does Robert have any other type of hands than “man hands”? 🤔 8.  Spell Check (combo 2 - to get full message) 9.  Question:   Should we be concerned that Robert is 100% enjoying others getting shot? 10.  Robert is the Rocky of Video Games. BONUS: In reference to #9 - a prediction of the future. CLICK 2 ENLARGE

TAKING THE WEIRDEST QUIZZES ON THE INTERNET

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Notes: 1.  It’s official.  In future articles one of the main staples will be the mention of his famous watermelon shirt. 2.  OMG!  Is that why Robert is taking kickboxing classes?  One day will be YouTuber RobertIDK vs. Conor McGregor match?  3.   Irony:   Robert shows off how much he’s using on his phone and not in the real world and coming back to Twitter from the real world. 4.  If you’re looking for another quiz --> https://www.allthetests.com/tests-for-the-real-fan/social-media-internet-stars-quizzes/other-social-media-internet-stars-quizzes/quiz35/1527548316/robertidk  (did this last August) - & they also have the wrong Birthdate. 5.   Facts:   The Internet lied to everyone on what Robert’s real Birthday is.   6. 📍  Birthday Facts:  His REAL Birthday is June 24, 1994 . 7.  Wondering:   Is this still a “Kid Friendly” video or ad for a dating service? LOL (at 5:48) 8.  Pouti...

MY VIEWERS TRY TO MAKE ME LAUGH WITH TIKTOKS

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Notes: 1.  Opening tunes (which I guess isn’t risked to be caught as copyright) is Thundercat singing “ Dragonball Durag ” 2.  Wish:  Robert would narrow that Twitter has been horrible for him and not everyone. 3.  Wait-A-Minute:  Robert should blame the ones who didn’t submit a funny video to make it worth wild. 4.  I submitted a video, but wasn’t used, but was Funny. 5.  Canadians are too nice?  Chimp might disagree with that.  6.  I’ve seen the ball staple table video before and still funny. 7.  Then they sell that game at a Yard Sale and you’ll be part of another Family via ashes. 8.  Best of the Best - the car extended warranty hammock kid.  5 Stars. 9.  If he was a True Bad Boy - he’d soak both socks. LOL 10.  Will we need a theme song if we do TikTok reactions? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

MYSTERY RIDDLES THAT ELIMINATED MY BRAIN CELLS

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Notes: 1.   May the 4 th  be with you Meme 2 days late. 2.  Reality:   Glasses help you see better - not make you Smarter. 3.  Ugh:  Robert once lived in the UK (even if he didn’t drive) he should known the first riddle answer. 4.  Not only there is no shadows for the camels - there are two camels just wondering around the desert. 5.  Why punish Cena for a correct answer? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 6.  I’m on Robert’s side on the Milk riddle. 🥛 To misleading. 7.  OMG!  Every Mystery Drama has used this ice plan.  8.  Maybe if Robert kept his glasses on he’d know the simple answers to these riddles. LOL 9.  Why isn’t the bartender calling for Help?  If not for the dead brother - how about the one twin he likes is still poisoned. 10.  Not a fan of the sniper hide and go seek photos. 👎 11.  Four Doors:  Fire is not an animal - so that’s easy to avoid as the answer.  Dragons are magical - can’t be killed b...

ODDLY SATISFYING THINGS THAT ACTUALLY EXIST

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Notes: 1.  Dumbest shirt achieved.✔  If anyone else wants one - round the net it’s about 20 bucks. 2.  Robert might want to add not only to hit the Subscribe button, but also the Bell . 3.  Sadly that Robert never found Satisfaction.  LOL 4.  Facts:  Lunibox is an art box made of layering paper cuts. 5.  And that Ladies & Gents was done without the help of a YouTube ‘how-to’ video. 6.  Classic Artwork by a 27 year old Canadian RobertIDK.  If he signs and make copies he can bring them to conventions for the Boop Troop. #idea 7.   It looks nice because its in the lost art of cursive. 8. ⏩ FASHION BREAK ⏪ 9.  Dang.  Mukbang was one of the Dares I suggested under April's list. ಥ _ ಥ   10. Honesty:  At the end of the video it felt like a Mini-Monday more than a full video.   BONUS:  For those doing the tongue count:

PEOPLE GETTING INSTANT KARMA FOR 16 MINUTES STRAIGHT

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Notes: 1. Wondering :  Where is the child that Robert swiped that toy from just for this video. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2. Question:  Why does Robert’s voice sound like an Old British woman when it comes off the recording? LOL 3. If I was the woman I would           1. Not cheat on someone           2. Be so level headed when I saw the floor.           3. Call the Cops for destruction of property.           4. Slam into him with every negative thing I knew about him over beating his arse physically. 4. That’s a nice looking car - why steal a package?  It is truly some people can never get enough to feed their greed? 😢 5. Please don’t tell Robert that the Candy Bar post is older than him.  Maybe if he was on Facebook - he’d see this one at least once daily in his timeline. 6. Wondering:   What set Robert off NOT to get a Facebook account?  Or does h...

THIS VIDEO WILL GIVE YOU INSTANT REGRET

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Notes: 1.  Would the first instant regret buying the Watermelon shirt?  LOL (no Robert wore it so many times it’s starting to look kewl) 2.  We never regret clicking on a RobertIDK video, but only regret that they aren’t posted on a regular schedule. 3.  Yeah!  Robert is using the Community Name. 💗 4.  Maybe she should have gone on vacation with a Friend/Lover to take control of the tripod. 5.  I believe the lights have given up since it’s no longer the Holiday Season.  He should return to the white ones.  Or sexy pink for Valentine’s Day coming up. #idea 6. 📍  Question :  Why is Richárd - "How To Date" or in the video “How 2 Date” playing behind this clip? 7.  Wondering:  Did Robert play games with his Parents because:              1.  The cable was out on their TV’s 2.   They are anti-TV people 3.   Just game Nerds and Rummikub was next on the shelf....

TIKTOKS that will make you lose brain cells

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Notes: 1. One minute I’m joining in the rave and the next some creepy chick is crawling on screen. 2. Sometimes its safer to be sitting down while watching TikTok’s. 3. So ITS CAPSLOCK EVEN BACK THEN. 😀📢 4. Wait - A - Second. Is the Watermelon shirt reversible? 5. There are other ways to lose brain cells too than TikToks, but capturing it on camera might not turn out as interesting. 6. I would choose Twitter over TikTok any day. 7. Classic Tom & Jerry need voice over for all episodes. 8. Can we just appreciate the fashion sense Robert’s kids ( Rocco & Nobu) created with the jeans as well as his legs. LOL 9. Listening to those Dogs made me feel sad that I didn’t have access to the fast forward button to the video. 10. It reminded me of the old Nestea Iced Tea Commercial when they fell backwards into the pool. 11. Do you think everyone carries Neosporin in their cars? Hand Sanitizer is the best back-up first aid. 12. He waited an entire day to read his comments? He s...