Notes: 1.  Click-bait title because I thought it was literally a roasting of Robert’s height. 2.  Did you miss the “ Tattoo Fail ” tattoo? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 3.  I don’t understand why people bring “gifts” to the meal so the person can open it up in public. 4.  If you’re Partner has issues - just hand over the credit card and let them pick out their own shoes. 5.  Why did either return to the same restaurant - just in case they see each other there. 6.  What’s not inside for Jay is larger leg bones. LOL 7.  I call BS:  What women only brings one pair of shoes? 🧳👠👡👞👟 8.  Solution:  Snap off the heels. 9.  I’m sure she was called “ Gina the Giant ” in school. 10.  At least he’s Honest and didn’t just runaway before breaking up with Gina over the phone. 11.  If the new girlfriend paid attention to Matt she’d tell him that tie doesn’t go well with the shirt. 12.  Dump the new girlfriend and get another. 13.  Several p...

Notes: 1.  Robert’s in L.A. so the “Jungle” is there.  As says Axl Rose . Welcome to the Jungle  (video opens in other tab) 2.  Let’s Hope the “Back on Track” isn’t going backwards as this was posted.  Will there be another "Break" coming? (⓿_⓿) 3.  Don’t get your eyes checked or Hopes up - there is still only one Robert.  4. 📍  Future Trivia --> Robert is 5’8” (but in this sample he claims to be 5’7”) 5. 📍  Trivia for Future contests:   Spider-man 2 was Robert’s favorite movie, but now replaced with Batman: The Dark Knight . 6.  Grammar Police:  No apostrophe and no capital I in if. 7.  First Red Flag to the Parents. 8. 📍  More Trivia:  Robert was once a member of the Tinder dating service. 9.  Here we go again.   House Vs. Apartment debate. 10.  Robert has a tape measure on his desk because he can’t find his ruler.  LOL (Think Dirty on what he's measuring) 🤣😎?...

Notes: 1. PewDiePie covered this type of video as well. 2. Was “Mini-Monday” theme song a Challenge? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 3. Doing something “Short & Fun” who would that describe? LOL 4. Note: Robert is playing on his hand. #OppositeDay ? 5. Robert is upset cause she’s doing what most men do to women at a bar? Or when they rate chicks on a scale 1-10 on looks alone. 6. Like on Halloween - no one like mini-candies, but King-Sized bars, but if that’s all there is to offer - guess better than raisins. 😏 7. A child? Oh! Game changer, but not always for the better. Will Lauren want to deal with the babies mama every time? 8. Wondering: If each guy had a net worth value on their shirts during the swipe would she choose the same? 9. Lauren is going home alone, but with the consolation prize of a cat to keep her company.😺 LOL 10. I would have choose the “quirky” guy. 👍 11. Also why did they kick off their shoes? She’s barefoot. To feel more relaxed or to show true he...