Notes: 1. When all else fails - stop and adjust your mic. #thinkDirty 2. Aren’t all videos weird cause they are done by strangers for all to watch. 3. Why am I not interested in knowing why his penguin buddies left him so far back. 4.  Remember to come back to this statement that Robert will never go in a jet.  Even if the company that will be sponsoring him sends him one? 5. I like that shirt on Robert.  Just an opinion no one asked for.  Also he has the hair and everything on point in this video.  Along with glasses to complete the masterpiece?  5 Stars. 6. Whoever left their dog there - I would have reported them for neglect, but its likely the manager who came in. 7. LOL at 6:59 Robert looks like the Ultimate Karen. 8. Can someone let Robert know that his “emo hair” won’t be flying in the wind cause he would be wearing a helmet. 9. It’s like the cat knows she just cleaned the floor. 10. The bird must think its part of the deal because it came back ...