"MY SON THE SIMP" Animated True Stories That Nickelodeon Would Cancel IM...

Notes:
VIDEO #1
1. Question: How much coffee did Robert have today? ☕
2. Doubtful they are all “True Stories”
3. A true Alabama farm looks like where everyone is related to everyone so you can’t avoid marrying a cousin. #Kidding
4. Now I have to know Spanish for countdowns? Ugh.
5. Why didn’t Robert say “Let’s go” so he could have continued the Spanish lesson and just say “Vamos”?
6. I don’t think “sleeping” is the right word in this story.
7. That weird feeling it probably just her Aunt Flo visiting LOL
8. So this is why my Mom was attractive and I was made the ugly daughter. So there is no confusion on whose who. 👍
9. Question: Is Robert saying 5’9” in his Timberland Boots or socks/bare feet?
10. Suspect: Robert likes a smaller woman so he can be the Big Spoon.
11. Wondering: Robert likes a smaller woman so he can do the lean in kiss instead of the straight across kiss.
12. Sounds like Mason wasn’t the loser - but she was for being the sucker for paying for everything.
13. Do you think she caught her mom enjoying a mustache-ride? LOL
14. Ugh rookie mistake. You damage only his stuff - not mom photos and definitively not your own phone. You will reunite with mom over boyfriend.
15. Also in a blind rage you use your own hand to smash photo frames - make your hand bleed - make them both super guilty cause of the injury.
16. Another rookie mistake. She tossed the guitar in the case. Remove the guitar and smash it!
17. Now Gina is back to paying for everything again.
18. Lose mustache, trim up the hair, get a normal job, stop smoking the dank and grow a hand. Note: Robert didn’t mention “stop boffing your girlfriends moms.” 😏
VIDEO #2
1. Boys & Bugs = Normal.
2. The only Love I give spiders is having me capture them and toss them back outside. Plus some are Awesome just to see them in photos with all different designs. 🕷
3. Boys are useless - Damn Straight. Men are the ones you want to look for in life. LOL
4. Girl aren’t Queens - only Princess until they get married then they get the higher title of Queen.
5. Sheet. My Brother never once carried my backpack. If he could he’d make me carry his to the bus stop.
6. Nothing wrong with manners. What would the World be today if more people had Better Manners?
7. Why did Robert suspect it was a Spider & not just a regular fly that kid chomped down?
8. He’s a Simp if he defends women - isn’t that also following the stop Bullying if you see it theory?
9. Note: Maybe he’s just fronting and complimenting to lay down ground work before asking her out?
10. OMFG -->Don’t waste cash on stream just to get a shout out. If you want the cash to go to a good cause DONATE it to Charity - not some chick named Charity.
11. The girls flashing off their body and giggling like some twit helps these boys turn into a simp for the cash - so equal blame.
12. In other words….. keep your money in your wallet & Fantasies in your head or fan-fiction page.
13. I think I should be Triggered cause I am upgrading one RobertIDK FB fan group & started RobertIDK Pinterest folder on my page & a Blog to put these funnies on as I do them. Did I do it to get Robert to get more exposure or to Help others find this Talented dude?
14. Note: Father needs better Parenting than insult and run.
15. Note: The guy (& sometimes the chick) that “take it to far” are called Stalkers.
16. If you want a girl to date you for cash - become a Sugar Daddy.
17. OH! Robert subscribed but did anyone see him ring the bell? Ohhhhhhh
18. Mickey - where else do you hit a nail, but on the head? LOL 🔨