PERFECTLY CUT SCREAMS (HILARIOUS)

Notes:

1. I think that’s why Pirates went to stealing gold instead of doing YouTube because of the eye patch. LOL

2. I know its the Versace belt and not a tie, but still looks good as a tie.

3. Mr. Bear has a name.  It’s Bearrington. 🐻

4. Wondering:  Who leaves their garage doors down just a crack?

5. It’s stressful for the vet too.

6. If the Husky’s owner didn’t prepare the dog for the shot - that’s on the owner.

7. Question:  Am I bad for wishing she was in there until a Parent rescued her from the table?

8. What Robert might now understand:  That’s Karaoke.  He should know that - he’s been on stage before.

9. Sadly, Robert will have to wait until he’s the Father to mess with his kids to know that feeling. 🤣

10. Lucky:  Robert waited until he was an adult to stop caring for his Birthday.  I stopped caring when no one showed up to my Parties as a kid. #Sad 

11. Truth:  Robert doesn’t crush a egg for the video.  He flexes in the video for fun.

12. WELCOME TO THE BLOOPER REEL egg - for the 2021 RobertIDK Best Moments.

13. 📍 Suggestion:  Robert ask the Boop Troop to send in clips of them crushing eggs for a full video.  Maybe see if anyone use the “caged free eggs” or even decorate their eggs before they smash them.

14. How embarrassing not to be able to crush the egg with John Cena looking on.  LOL

15. Damn you Camera.  Now we loose the pace of the video and turn into RockStar Robert.

16. Robert needs a camera with a red recording light clearing visual or a better timer to know when 30 minutes are over.

17. Sorry Robert - this is Perfectly Cut Screams - not Instant Regret video.

18. Note:  The person in the background trying to sleep when the mat jumper is screaming.  #Rude.

19. Can you imagine the leg lady playing Twister?

20. Advice:  Maybe kept the video at 12 minutes and not make it closer to 20 to ruin the flow. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯