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CRAZY TIMELAPSE VIDEOS I INSTANTLY REGRET WATCHING

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Notes: 1.  OK the Boop Troop name is starting to grow on me. 2.  Question:  Something more terrible than the Filthy Frank shirt? LOL 3.   Confession:   At first I thought it was an announcement that the video was YouTube removed or demonetized. 4.  What is this “have a life” Robert speaks of? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 5.  Today’s toy recording sounds like some Nerd with a sinus infection or hay-fever issues.  Right? 6.  “My Child Gave Me This Mug” 7.  Wondering:  Does Robert keep calling it “Fruit” because he doesn’t know its a honeydew melon? (⓿_⓿) 8.  Anyone else see an old bath mat at the end of the scale video? 9.  I am Grateful that Robert blocks out the images we do not need to see. 10.  Sad.  Robert can freelance a song in this video, but not for the Valentine's Day video?  It was marked on the calendar, right? 11.  Well, we learn to Robert’s comment post - this video was filmed a week ago.  12.  Note:   We’ve never seen Robert & Corpse (Husband) in the same room.  Could they be the s

PEOPLE GETTING INSTANT KARMA FOR 16 MINUTES STRAIGHT

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Notes: 1. Wondering :  Where is the child that Robert swiped that toy from just for this video. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2. Question:  Why does Robert’s voice sound like an Old British woman when it comes off the recording? LOL 3. If I was the woman I would           1. Not cheat on someone           2. Be so level headed when I saw the floor.           3. Call the Cops for destruction of property.           4. Slam into him with every negative thing I knew about him over beating his arse physically. 4. That’s a nice looking car - why steal a package?  It is truly some people can never get enough to feed their greed? 😢 5. Please don’t tell Robert that the Candy Bar post is older than him.  Maybe if he was on Facebook - he’d see this one at least once daily in his timeline. 6. Wondering:   What set Robert off NOT to get a Facebook account?  Or does he have one under a fake account? 🤔 7. They do know there are other candy in the other register isle to make this funny - low level funny, right? 8. 

YouTuber With AWFUL Hair Reviews Bad Haircuts

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Notes: 1.   Wondering :  Orange Juice mixed with what? 😏 2.  Why didn’t Robert put up a montage of his “bad haircuts” when he mentioned we’ve all had bad haircuts? 3.  WOW!  About time a Sponsor comes forward. 👍 4.  Anyone see the irony that the game involves driving and Robert doesn’t drive (when in L.A. as mentioned in another video). 5.   Wondering:  Is Robert so competitive that he has to have all 3 stars each round? 6.  Forget Anberlin (the band in the photo) is more of a Alternative Rock band than Christian. 7. Maybe if he spoke better Mandarin, Wu, Cantonese, Min Xiang, Hakka and Gan (Chinese languages in China) he could express what he wanted in his haircut better.  Or bring a photo next time? 📸 8.  At this point I’m wondering:  Why are the women doing all the hair styling for their men, yet not hear much about a boyfriend cutting a woman’s hair?  (Cause women are smarter or less daring?) BONUS: Robert with a Monkey Tail Beard Click to Enlarge

I AM A WIMP #003 - Terrifying 90s Commercials

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Notes: 1.  Wondering:  What is Dr. Robert’s specialty? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2. Is the mask the item for those who couldn’t afford Botox? 3. Cigarettes were unhealthy - like Vaping is today, but people are still doing both dispute the warnings. 4. Was this mask the model for the Cyberman from Dr. Who ? 5. “I want to tell you something.” - where is Robert’s head where he’s hearing kill? 6. Baby secret:  “I know Daddy is really Santa.” 7. I was Loving those Bubble Tape commercials. #Facts 8. I am a Hot Pocket Lover for Life (still today - but only cause its microwavable and under 1 minute per pocket so no waiting time) 9. Hot Pocket - catchy tune. 🎵 10. She didn’t have to “do” anything.  They come 2 in a box Robert.  Now they come in 12 packs. 11.  Wait-A-Minute:  Why is Robert just glossing over the “something bad happen in my life” without sharing? 12. Why is Robert’s left eye all red like he gotten a eye lash caught it in again? 13. Back from where?  Hospital?  Jail?  Dentist? 14. What Bad Happe

🎨🖌 Robert in different Art Styles

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 Here are two links of Robert Filter Fun  More Filter Fun  &  Which is the Creepiest Photo of Robert? The page opens in another window ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My Homemade Art Styles of Robert Click to Enlarge

Weird Infomercials That Should NOT Exist

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Notes: 1.  You know its serious when Robert is wearing a tie clip. 2.  I’m all in when purchasing the Great Content & LIKE Button.  Where do I sign up?  Oh wait - was I suppose to wait for the pitch? 🤔 3.   Recap:  Cameron is an Editor that sometimes Helps Robert with the videos. 4.  Note:  Where is that ladies left hand? 😲 5.  Definition:  A toxin is a harmful substance produced within living cells or organisms; synthetic toxicants created by artificial processes are thus excluded. The term was first used by organic chemist Ludwig Brieger, derived from the word toxic. 6.  Is Robert using his Father’s tie? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 7. 📍  Suggestion:  Robert purchases the items in this video and do his own review. 8.  Flashback:  Remember the photo we saw Robert when his nose was bleeding and him trying to pinch his nose while holding a towel trying to stop it? 2018? 9.  One of his “special places” is that guys butt.  LOL 10.  Flashback #2: YouTube Edition) - Jacksepticeye  - https://youtu.be/MR

REACTING TO EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY FAILS

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Notes: 1.  I Expected to see Robert in flannel and Reality is I see him in a shirt I’ve never seem before. However, not disappointed. 2.  I think I just go with the flow when things don’t go the way I expect.  Make the adjustments to make it all better for me. 3.  Is that Robert playing with his paint program to make those fake Tinder pages? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 4.  Come on.  If you’re a fan of Pepperoni Pizza - you know you should have a bag of spare slices just in case (and to snack on solo). 5.  I like the 2 nd  photo much better and if you believe ~ wouldn’t you want to leave with them from today’s issues? #BeemMeUp 6.  My first question after seeing the small glass would be - do you offer free refills and then tell them “just leave the bottle”. LOL 7.  With so many real Canadian WWE superstars, Bret Hart, Chris Jericho, Edge and Roddy Piper , why choose one of the largest that called Canada home, but wasn’t? 8.  How do we know it’s not the “got the wrong size” shirt? 9. 📍  Video Sugges

REACTING TO THE FUNNIEST MUSIC FAILS EVER

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Notes: 1.  Doing a Mario Jump on a Monday might have been a little cooler. #justSaying 2.  Performing Music live takes Courage:  As Proof - Thanks to Robert - seen here:   https://youtu.be/ZinaO9m9fow  --> MY FIRST LIVE PERFORMANCE (Cringe) /📍 Suggestion that Robert does a remake of the first live version in a future video. 3.  Like seeing the flashback that hit Robert personally with the drum player. 4.  Letting the phone ring is harsher than any shame the guy could dish out. 5.  Was that the kids first time on the drums where the mirror never dropped before?  If it wasn’t that clip should have been under “Bad Parents”. 6.  The sheet music being shifted around would be a nice set up for a comedy section of the show to ease the pressure off the players as the audience chuckle. #idea 7.  This is why you should sample not only the cake your about to use at your Wedding, but also the organ player who will be the playing in it. 8.  Somewhere there had to be a sign or announcement that

YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!! (People Who Failed Simple Tasks)

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Notes:   ⚠ WARNING:  If you ever wonder what it looks like when you combine the effects of ADHD & Extreme Anxiety - this video is a prime example of it.   It’s like I’m watching a 16 minute movie trailer where everything is just patches of action where Robert points out all the errors at a fast pace.   Is he’s overburdened and can’t take the time to enjoy the video? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  I rather have Robert posting his videos not as often as he is doing now if it means we get Quality over Quantity.   Is he cranking them out because he needs current videos to be flooding the internet to help get him to a Million subscribers before 2021 is out? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯   Even though I'm Loyal to still give a Thumbs Up - the only thing I enjoyed was trimming this clip and using it for my Story on Facebook.   Press Play  (unmute) ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 📍 Advice:  Robert has more clothes than just the White T-Shirts or Onesie Costumes.   📍 Advice:   Robert doesn’t have to rush tho

💔 No Valentine's Day Video from Robert? 😢

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  📍 QUESTION:     Why do you think with all the videos Robert has been rolling out why didn't he put up a Valentine's Day video? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯     Even if everyone had dates/plans not to see it on the 14th - some of the Single people could have Loved to viewed it.  Even if was a "Mini-Monday" short where he just mentions how Valentine's Day is such an Awesome Day.  Or done some  Valentine's Day quizzes?     We can cross out that its because of his girlfriend (if they are still together) because he mentioned she lived in Canada ( source: from video back in April 2020 ).  So unless she flew in, which would have prevented Robert from concentrating on making the current videos that he's recording and putting out nearly back to back, what could it be? (⓿_⓿)     Or maybe it was a phone/skype "adult talk" night for him? 😎💻    🤔  Maybe he isn't together with the girlfriend and he's frowned on Love at the moment despite the "Happiness"

ANIMALS BEING JERKS FOR 16 MINUTES STRAIGHT

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Notes: 1. That is a American White Pelican . 2. The best smelling food to use would be Durian.  No one wants that smell. 3. LOL. That was perfect timing for the dog to set himself up for the crime with the planter.  I’m glad they had a video for that. 4. I expected the dog to Report it, but like  Among Us  - unless he has this video he’s being ejected. 5. I believe his name is Prince Meowington is the name of the cat in the photographs. 6. 📍  Prediction:   Before the end of the year Robert will be buying a Parrot.  He can’t be that excited for an animal and not get at least one. 7. Better Question: What evidence was in the magazine he didn’t want to have his master see?  Was he in a scandal with a Celebrity? 8. That’s an older Brother move.  Shoved the younger one in the water “by accident” on the way to Helping him up.  LOL 9. I feel sorry for the Dog. 10. They should have put the passport in a safe.  I don't even have one, yet still know its importance. 11. WOW!  I didn’t even

5 Minute Crafts That Will Put You In The Hospital

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Notes: 1.   In Life there ain’t no shortcuts. #Facts 2.    Robert is wearing the shirt his mother made for him for Christmas 2020.    Rocco asking " Are you winning Dad? " 3.   I enjoy the Pump up the Energy/Dance Breaks. 💃 4.   I also like how Robert's hair has moves of its own. LOL 5.   Cleaning tools are for the sons to give them busy work to impress their Dad’s. 6.   That is why they buy tool boxes - so you don’t have to create bucket storage. 7.   I don’t have the ADHD -- I have the LAZY and not ever doing that hack. 8.   Love - Behind the Scenes ✔ 9.   Robert sets his computer to auto play. LOL 10.   Robert can’t just pick up his hat to have one less thing on the floor? 11.  Like the plant on the desk. 🌱 12.  Overall - not as messy as Robert thinks. 13.  So Hack involved in pool noodles and buckets/bucket lids. 14.   No one has scrunchy that big. 15.   It’s called bubble wrap.  Most you can find people trying to get rid that stuff on MarketPlace. 16.   They can

READING EXTREMELY INAPPROPRIATE COMMENTS

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Notes: (Video from July 18, 2018)  1.   Wondering which of them, Robert or Brandon, had the body issues that they couldn’t get naked under the covers together. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2.    Wondering:  Is it Robert or Brandon snores that Robert refuses the dare to “sleep” together.  There was no mention of having sex/making love in the comment. 3.   OMG!  It’s Grizzly Adams filling in for Robert. 🧔 4.   Disgusting, Weird & Sexual comments are the best comments. #Facts 5.   Weird makes YouTube go around. 6.   I was always told - if you don’t ask - you’re likely not going to get.  So asking for nudes doesn’t sound bad, unless they are going to use them for blackmail or going to post them on adult sites. 7.   Robert could have at least asked Brandon if he wanted to go with the kissing sexy dare.  Maybe he would be ok with it? ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• ) 8.   Maybe instead of sex with Brandon questions are being asked the wrong way.  Maybe they should ask “ When will you release the video of Robert sleeping with

I AM A WIMP #002 - More Oddly Terrifying Things

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Notes: 1.   Shark is back! 2.    Wondering:  When Sharkus was around Rocco and Nobu they began to tore him apart.  How do they interact with just Shark? 3.   That wasn’t the first “Gary” I thought of when I heard that part of the video.  It was this guy, but then again his real name isn’t “Gary”, but Garold Wilson Jr. 4.   I think snowman is cute.  Like a little E.T. but in human form. 5.   Having the movie props in the windows is:   1.   Kewl to own. 2.   Bragging if you can afford them. 3.   Brings attention to a location where you can break into.   6.   Likely when Robert is older the scary creature he’ll put in his window is his mother-in-law sitting in a rocking chair. LOL 7.   Sounds like the reason that  Futurama   TV Show could have been a true story as well as a cartoon. #Defrosted LOL 8.   Who knew the solution to roid rage was Pops cereal. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 9.   Correction:  Kellogg “Snap, Crackle and Pop” slogan. 10.   Someone please tell Robert there is no such thing as a “bad

PHOTOS PEOPLE SHOULDVE LOOKED AT LONGER BEFORE POSTING

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Notes: 1. OMG!  Robert walks into frame looking “normal”?  Did someone rob his closet of all his clothes/extras? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2. Can someone explain to Robert that the naked women in the background appears while he’s take the photo in his bedroom - he might knew there was a chance of that happening.  LOL 3. “Big Dale” really doesn’t have body issues cause he didn’t suck in his gut while strolling by the ladies. 4. What is this episode “ RobertIDK After Dark:  Tits & Dicks Edition ”? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 5. How long does it take to remove the photo from the frame - take the shot - return to frame? 6. So Current Robert Photo Requests are:           A. Don’t take photos of your food before eating.           B. Don’t take photos of you (and Friends) in the bathrooms. 7. Maybe “Search Bar” memes should be next.  “ How to bury a body ” or “ How to soundproof a basement ” 8. If she cropped her face - you’d never know she was taking a selfie on the toilet.  Even from her expression. 9. It took Robert 3

PLAYING INAPPROPRIATE KIDS GAMES

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Notes: 1.   “We’re going to do something dumb” - as opposed to any other video?  LOL (just kidding) 2.   Wondering:  Was Robert trying to wink during the “Like” request? 3.   Followed the same path.  Went to the same website and played the same games. 4.   Robert Robert Robert.  Elsa already wears blue - put her in something else.  Change up her style.  Then usually you can see end result together to PRINT .  But this game I had to combo my choices.   Who Wore it Better?   5.   Hello wavywebsurf (YouTuber) 6.   Is this really Robert’s first time playing girl games?  LOL 7.   I did not play doctor with Ellie. 8.   Does Robert not know “How to Play Doctor”? (in a medical position - not in the bedroom role-play ) LOL 9.    Who knew Michael " Mike " Wazowski (from Monsters, Inc movie) has been living on Robert's tongue. LOL 10.   FLOSS.  It’s called FLOSS. (Teeth Toothpicks).  I use the string floss and I still knew what they were. 🤦‍♀️ (face palm) 11.   It keeps little