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MYSTERY RIDDLES THAT MAKE ME LOOK MORE DUMB THAN A 3 YEAR OLD KID

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Notes: 1. The only Dum I know is the brand of candy, which makes me Smart, but its called Dum-Dums so does that makes me Dumb? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2. Halloween celebration is only over after all the candy you’ve collected is gone. 🍬🍫🍭 3. I don’t really like “Surprises!” so a Spooky one might change my mind. It sounds interesting. 4. Who forgot to tell Robert never open your door to Demons? 👿 5. Confused: “A demon came to my house the other day and they said” (so was it one or more than one?) 6. I think a House Haunting could be exciting. Especially if Casper type come to visit. He could be my Friend who doesn’t need pay rent. 7. 📍 #Idea - Robert can submit his Demon visit to 'My Animated Story'. He did say it was true story, right? 8. Robert working the Promos like a Pro. 9. Note: In The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius - it wasn’t the smartest kid who wore the glasses, but his Friend Carlton Ulysses "Carl" Wheezer. 10. The guy with the blood

Things That Are ODDLY Terrifying...

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Not tossing eggs/TP Notes (but want too) 1. I know Robert is thinking ahead of Turkey Day & the rest of the Holidays, but there is no excuse he had to taint (that’s right I wrote taint) the Halloween experience. 2. 🎃👻🦇 Halloween isn’t a surprise when its posted on the calendar as a Holiday and News discuss about how to keeps safe while trick and treating. 3. This reminds me of the kid who waits until the day they need a costume or snack for school and asks their mother to get it done for them last minute. 4. What happened to the “floating head” idea if he had no costumes available? 5. What’s wrong with all in black background and only using a flashlight and make it into a “camping ghost stories” feel. 6. Why didn’t Robert just add one or two Halloween decoration (you can print out for free online - some you can even color) or have a bowl of candy and “I’ll eat a candy every time I ….” (example get scared) 7. Robert can’t sacrifice a sheet or pillowcase to even just make a

I Was In Quarantine For 17 YEARS (My Story Animated Reaction)

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Notes: 1. Thinking if Robert was so bothered about the lack of getting a haircut - shave it and start from scratch. Or time to slip on a wig? 2. False: Robert can’t be 12 cause you have to be 13 to get a YouTube account (unless with Parent consent) 3. 🛑🤚 Stopping here just to comment - Robert in a tie --> It’s makes him extra Sexy. Just something about a nice shirt and tie for me. #YUM 4. Did you know: Drug dealers also have cameras surrounding their property. #ThanksCSI 5. Wondering: Is that why Mia never accepted my Facebook request? LOL 6. Some time into this story and I’m wondering - Does Mia own a bra? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 7. Why is she wearing shoes at home? 8. Online relationship - save on cash going out/eating out and no concern about diseases or getting knocked up cause you’re not in the same room. #Advice 9. Facts: Mia can always have an online & offline relationship and Dark Horse will never know. 10. Question: Does that mean Dark Horse would have continue to play,

RobertIDK sucks at Google Feud

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Notes: 1. Robert watched Markiplier play the game for two minutes before just forgetting about the game and just watched Mark. LOL 2. How the F-- doesn’t he not know how to spell privilege? 3. Hello squeaky chair. 🪑 4. If he put in SpongeBob is in Google in 2020 he’d get A. Spongebob island B. Spongebob is asexual C. Spongebob is gay tweet D. Spongebob is mayonnaise an instrument E. Spongebob is gay now F. Spongebob is this your wallet G. Spongebob is going to brazil H. Spongebob is gay twitter I. Spongebob is a tampon J. Spongebob is island name 5. Now confused: Was Robert excited he finally gotten an answer or he shared his secret about herpes? LOL 6. Steve: A pet named steve Markiplier's imaginary pet from google feud videos. 7. 2016 - the year of Robert’s obsession with Justin Bieber. 🎤👨🏼‍🎤

Google Feud: THE MUSICAL

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Notes: 1. Bad hair cut or just wearing the hat to be a hipster? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2. What if that was was invite for a late night romp? Then you’d look dump calling the cops, right? #BadAdviceRobert 3. Shouldn’t Robert be wearing more Black if he was working at Hot Topic? Where is the eyeliner? 4. I swear I can see the wheels in Robert’s head trying to come up with words in this intro. Low on coffee? 5. “It’s not easy being sexy in this World.” says one of the genetically Blessed. OMG! Is he really complaining his life is hard cause HE’s Sexy? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 6. 📍 Show of hands - who wants to learn of these “Sins” Robert has done in his life - even if he has to do a channel called “RobertIDK After Dark” and make it only for adults? 🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏼‍♀️ #Idea 7. RobertIDK enters - Punch him in the face (the rest of the instructions --> tied it up to some furniture - change into some sexy - wait until he wakes and what happens between consenting adults is up to the two of you) 💋( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•

🤣 LOL TIME - Gif Edition!

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Another Sleepless Night - so Why weep about it when I can create some LOL's? I'm likely to come back to this Post & Add more - so Please come back from time to time. 😎 (Hit the READ MORE) in corner.

📍 The official home of RobertIDK on Tenor

  RobertIDK The official home of RobertIDK on Tenor The link ---> https://tenor.com/official/robertidk Tenor helps you to communicate with an animated GIF that expresses your exact thoughts or feelings.

SILENT VIDEOS THAT SAY IT ALL

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Notes: 1. Robert hasn’t made a “normal” intro, but also hasn’t done a “Special” intro for Mini-Monday’s either. 2. Sad that Robert is using his “awards” from 2016. Glory Days. 3. Liar! Liar! Pants on Fire. I searched all those “awards” (no I didn't) and Robert wasn’t associated with any of the winners. 😏 4. Is it the lighting? Or did Robert get a haircut? Or is this ‘fresh from the shower’ look? Or Both? Or All? 5. 📍 Wondering: Robert can we just set up a thread so #IDKers can send our Gifs of you to post under account. Saves us from remembering another password. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 6. Congrats on your Sponsorship. 👍🎈 7. Note: The Dutch filled it up so much they had extras trash sitting on the sidewalk to be dumped. 8. Like that coco thing. All in one package. 9. Robert missed in the 2nd clip with the shaking deer where he was flipping his tongue around. 10. That Bunnies & Doggie clip was so sweet I think it gave me a cavity.🦷 11. 🌟 Answer: Reindeer and car

ANIMATED STORIES THAT WE DEEPLY REGRET WATCHING (Share My Story Reaction...

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Notes: Video #1 1. Hey look it’s Oompaville again! Hey Caleb. 🙋‍♀️ 2. There is no way she picked up a sock from the ground - chicks put the laundry in the laundry hamper. 3. What does Brian have that Robert doesn’t? A Normal life. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 4. 📍 Should have saved the “floating head” video for Halloween. 5. Hope: Robert clears the browsing history after looking at that “other stuff”. 6. Sometimes it takes a Ho to make the Friends get together before she takes the slot at his side. 7. 📌 “Ho’s gonna be Hoes” new RobertIDK merch coming soon. LOL 8. How funny would it be if they made it a Pineapple Pizza to trigger Robert. 9. How is that disgusting when in school it was dudes doing the glue removal trick from their hands laughing? 10. I’m not lazy -->Aquagenic urticaria, also known as water allergy and water urticaria, is a rare form of physical urticaria in which hives develop on the skin after contact with water, regardless of its temperature. (I didn’t Google it eith

Crazy Moments That Were Filmed INSANELY Well

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Notes: 1. Betcha Robert regrets using the “Jesus look” a week ago for the Humanity video when he could have linked it with the tunes in this one. 2. Guess someone was telling the truth when they claimed to like the --> Blue Color Grade In the 2017 REACTING TO A DISS TRACK video. 3. Truth: Not sure if I trust a non-shaking camera that’s not on a tripod. It’s almost too perfect to enjoy. 4. Really? Am I supposed to be the one to bring up the camera can be operated by chicks too? Why does the struggle foe equality continue for Women? #badReddit LOL 5. 🎤👨 “And coming to the stage at the Laugh Factory it’s RobertIDK.” 6. Is it wrong to admit I did laugh at the joke? 🤪 7. Sorry I will have to Holy Heckle Robert on the 2nd joke. 8. Guess Robert isn’t one of the edgier comics - as the follow up joke of “so spicy” might have been…oh wait I removed mine because its too raunchy for this comment section. 🤦‍♀️ 9. Looks like Mission: Impossible 7 will look just a kewl as t

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Robert in Pink Hat

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  Click READ MORE in bottom rig ht corner   Another Tweet I posted: I see it now Robert. Click 2 Enlarge

😷 SpongeBob in Mask

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  Click READ MORE in bottom right corner   Another Tweet I sent Robert I actually got out of the car to take photos for you to help the "Wear Masks" debate. Because if it's cool enough for your buddy SpongeBob SquarePants - it's cool enough for everyone. He's has the mask & gloves on his day out of the house. Click 2 Enlarge

🙃 My Favorite (Homemade) Post to send to my Friends.

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  Click READ MORE in bottom right corner He Knows Who He Is 😇 Click 2 Enlarge

(o′┏▽┓`o) ---> Pick - A - Stache for Robert

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Click READ MORE in bottom right corner   Hey #IDKers Additional fun to do while in Chat with Friends. Click 2 Enlarge

🔒👇 "Still in Quarantine" Caption Fun with RobertIDK

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  Click READ MORE in bottom right corner Ok #IDKers let's do "still in Quarantine" caption fun. Here are 2 Samples - Click 2 Enlarge Caption Them & Post on Social M edia (right click & 'save image as' to download) ( a link back to here would be appreciated 🌷 )