MYSTERY RIDDLES THAT MAKE ME LOOK MORE DUMB THAN A 3 YEAR OLD KID

Notes:

1. The only Dum I know is the brand of candy, which makes me Smart, but its called Dum-Dums so does that makes me Dumb? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2. Halloween celebration is only over after all the candy you’ve collected is gone. 🍬🍫🍭

3. I don’t really like “Surprises!” so a Spooky one might change my mind. It sounds interesting.

4. Who forgot to tell Robert never open your door to Demons? 👿

5. Confused: “A demon came to my house the other day and they said” (so was it one or more than one?)

6. I think a House Haunting could be exciting. Especially if Casper type come to visit. He could be my Friend who doesn’t need pay rent.

7. 📍 #Idea - Robert can submit his Demon visit to 'My Animated Story'. He did say it was true story, right?

8. Robert working the Promos like a Pro.

9. Note: In The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius - it wasn’t the smartest kid who wore the glasses, but his Friend Carlton Ulysses "Carl" Wheezer.

10. The guy with the blood bag isn’t a Vampire - he’s just holding it so the kid doesn’t get busted for drinking under age. LOL

11. Why am I getting the vibe that when Robert asked his Parents a question - they say “if you want to know - go look it up in the encyclopedia.” and now he can’t go without knowing the answers. (Truth be told - Same)

12. Assume: Jack lives there cause its a house he can afford.

13. Assume: Harry is in school because he wants to ruin the grading curve for everyone else. LOL

14. I Got It! (Hint Vampire)

15. 🌟 The back up answer: Give eternal life to a regular human is by sharing past stories of those humans to their heirs and so they will forever live their kin and the stories.

16. Question: Has Robert never seen or read Bram Stoker’s Dracula? Or one episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer? LOL

17. Did Robert not hear the alien who said she was “absolute fine” ? That means he didn’t damage her with the experiments.

18. Sleeping bags? You don’t have a Guest Room for visitors? 2 bathrooms & 1 room?

19. Maybe the “Good Witch” is into Zombies?

20. The Bad Witches bathroom has to be on the right cause anyone who messes up the “Guest Towels” has to be evil. LOL

21. We knew in the club the two on the phone were Vampires cause taking photos for Instagram when you have no reflection - makes no sense.

22. It was obvious it was the first guy on the phone cause Italy is the most Romantic place in the World. (LOL)

23. Anyone else yelling at the screen --> It’s DEADPOOL

24. What you don’t know: The scalawags represents his mood Robert is before his full cup of morning coffee. LOL

25. 🌟 Anyone want to tell Robert that the ‘D’ character is trying to take a selfie? Reflection issue makes him not the Vampire. Vampires don’t bleed for long so ‘C’ injury wouldn’t be there. If she did drink the punch and it was blood - she would be healed almost right away. ‘A’ is drinking the drink. 🙋🏼‍♀️💡 The answer is ‘B’ because the guy doesn’t need to eat or drink, except blood not punch. And he drinks only from the neck - not a cup.

26. Guess the “voice crack theory” (they make Robert LOL) is true - no matter how slight it is.

27. Robert doesn’t know what sucks - something else comes once a month. (for a couple days) #ThinkAdult

28. “I don’t know” what it is ---> IDK 😏