PEOPLE HAVING INSTANT REGRET FOR 16 MINUTES STRAIGHT

Notes:

1. Personal note:  I like the shirt because it has color over the white tee and the little detail is sweet, but something with that shirt on Robert doesn’t mesh.

2. Robert is so active in his videos you’d think he wouldn’t mind the sugar since he burns it off so fast.

3. Sad:  Robert missed an opportunity to say “You won’t see me” and reference his buddy John Cena in the background.

4. LOL:  19 seconds in and Robert’s prediction that the Boop Troop won’t see him eat on camera is wrong.

5. To be fair to those who didn’t “get April Fools” - they might have just thought Robert would be getting bigger bucks and also supporting him in any adventure he wanted to do. 🌷

6. Plus it wasn’t the skateboards fault that the guy can’t do the stunts.

7. 80 dollars?!  Wow!  That’s like 10 dollars more than a Harry Styles cardboard cutout.  LOL

8. Those neighborhood block parties are going to be awkward now. 💦🤾‍♀️

9. Answer:  YES!  Bring on the Convenient Cops Edition.

10. I’m one of those “Cat Girls” and I’ve never bit my cats paws.  Did she not remember they use a litter box? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

11. Most cats will only get close to them when we’re sleeping.

12. Advice:  You can go on Social Media, but don’t stay all day on Social Media.

13. Kappa Emote explained.

14. Random Question:  Does Robert always just wear socks when recording? 🤔

15. The Rules:

A.  Don’t talk to Strangers

B.  Don’t play with Fire

16. Robert should just stick with the Caesar Salad instead, but warning it also has Worcestershire sauce.

17. The parasailing girls might be “ok”, but likely also “scared for life” too. LOL

18. If you don’t listen to your Friend who is also Carnac the Magnificent - that’s your fault.  (Carnac the Magnificent was a character on the The Tonight Show - when it was funny - starring Johnny Carson)

19. To be fair - I also enjoyed Jay Leno.  He had Madam Yashere.

20. How about instead of name calling - we get someone to rescue the people in the car first so they can hear all these insults. ＼（〇_ｏ）／

21. 📍 Updating Robert’s Bucket List:

A.  Wants to film where there is a giant moon behind him with telephoto lens.

B.  Film some videos at a skating rink.

22. Here is Robert flexing his skating skills from December 2019 via Robert's Instagram.

                                

23. These latchkey kids are going to be in so much trouble when one or both their parents get home to see their house burned down due to stupidly.

24. Wondering:  Was this video sponsored silently by the Canadian Travel and Tourism Agency? 🤣