LIFE HACKS That Make Me Question Humanity
Notes:
1. Fact: Robert can over four thousand videos if he just ask the Boop Troop to send him their own 5 minute craft video to post on his channel.
2. 📍 Suggestion: It could be a Challenge where if we get to that goal Robert has to bungee jump off the side of a bridge.
3. Ah. How sad. Whoever sent “Birthday Balloons” didn’t use helium so they didn’t deflate so fast and gather dirt when they reach the ground.
4. This Female isn’t using a hairdryer either.
5. Option one is Robert’s “work a job” - my Option “take care of your items so not to damage them in the first place”. Your Choice. 🤣
6. Who says you have to match socks? Who’s really calling you out on mixed socks, except those who see you without shoes? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
7. Didn’t we see a similar sock suggestion it be a cold soda cozy?
8. Wondering: Why does a sock have to be lonely? Maybe the sock is just fiercely independent and don’t want a relationship. LOL
9. This person would look so much cooler if they wore it as a wrist band.
10. “Can’t watch videos anymore.” - just like watching MTV. #Burn (LOL)
11. Sad: Why did Robert chose to remove the glasses to be less “hipster”?
12. WOW! That is the first time I have heard someone complain about getting silverware in their delivery. Just be grateful unless they charge you for them.
13. 📌Suggestion: If they are individually wrapped you can collect and donate them.
14. Advice: Robert one day will come when you have company over and not one spoon will be left and you will be glad you have back up silverware.
15. Flashback: Hearing “That’s Incredible!” reminds me of the old TV show. The hosts say “That’s Incredible!” and then the audience repeats.
16. That outfit makes Robert look like he should be outside in the garden planting a pineapple plant. #Opinion
17. I suspect the Heart necklace is a kid to Mom thing. Sort of like the macaroni art while in school.
18. Robert just stereotyped that women only want Diamonds and not Cubic Zirconia. Shame on him. 💍
19. Nerd Facts: Micro still means small. Penny still holds its value.
20. It’s called Magic Eraser - look it up and stop using old toothbrushes.
21. Also who never invested in the Hurricane Spin Scrubber?
22. Suggestion: Robert should get out his glue gun and try some of these hacks. Especially this straw grabber/caterpillar ones. (would Love to see how much patience he has doing them).
23. WARNING: You come to 'My House' with a pair of scissors to eat long spaghetti with - your arse will be shown the door. 🕴🦵
24. Note: Half of that pasta noodles weren’t cooked. No sauce on the noodles. No meatballs in the bowl.
25. The guy just taught Robert how to leave his trash and tray behind expecting someone else to clean up after him. #Slob
26. I’m going to blow Robert’s mind - phones now a days have a button called SPEAKER where you don’t even need to hold your phone to talk while eating. #MindBlown (⓿_⓿)
27. Jared is Subway - this dude is clearly pimping for McDonald's.
28. Also you don’t need a pair of shades inside. Leave them in a dish by the door with you keys for when you go outside.
29. Also you don’t need a bottle of water and a can of flavored water at the same time. If one is empty pour the flavored water into the bottle and recycle the can.
30. The toothpaste “gun” might be ok for kids, but adults? 👎
31. Someone share with Robert. Flour + Eggs = Noodles. 🍜
32. Do you think if I have a Tupperware Party and invite Robert - he’d come for the sake of the Planet? LOL
33. Who is this Old School Britney Spears fan who can’t draw a circle?
34. If this dude is more worried about wearing wet shoes over wet socks. He has to go.
35. Other options:
1. Take a shower to get rid of odor.
2. Put on fresh socks.
3. Get some Lysol and just spray the room.
36. Savage Robert is kind-of Funny. 👍
37. She should also has him to help remove her jeans - them things are the things that are too tight.
38. A couple, Friends or just Roommates. CHOOSE NOW!
39. Now let them try to pause the iPad through the glass when one of them have to go pee. If you’re watching the same show - just turn on your TV. #solutions
40. "Level of beard genetics." Never say Never. ---> Just say Never again.
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