MEETING MY INTERNET GIRLFRIEND IN PERSON FOR THE FIRST TIME (REACTION)
Notes:
1. Wondering: Did the light go out, but just wanted to be festive for Christmas time?
2. Why wouldn’t he smell good?
3. Should one throw stones when someone uses twirl filters instead of photoshop?
4. Maybe he wants to show off how Smart he is by visiting a library?
5. How do you know she wasn’t the one? The “one” who gave him a chance that is. LOL
6. So is Robert’s advice is basically sleep around before settling down with “the one”?
7. Did this guy forget to buy her “Nice to meet you for the first time” flowers?
8. Kate certainly won’t be sharing the time a guy “jumped her” the first time to her Friends, right?
9. You’d think he’d video edit that out before uploading it right?
10. Bad advice: “Don’t jump on your girl.” - acceptable if you have a very soft bed to catch the both of you.
11. So Robert doesn’t understand the phase, “Jump her bones” means?
12. Did Robert just say “former shy guy”? LMAO
13. Do you think she was checking out his brother Sam instead of this guy?
14. Where is the rest of that statement? “You’re mine…..to lock in my soundproof basement.” LOL
15. Is Robert reading my Secret Online Diary by repeating those “you’re mine…mine forever…you’re the one..” messages?
16. Wondering: Is Robert scared for his own long distance relationship to put his negativity towards this guy?
17. Just where is this Kate from that makes their relationship distant?
18. Why didn’t this guy introduce his lady himself?
19. R.I.P. ring (one down - one to go). Sorry about it? No.
20. “Super Pretty” should have a follow up of “Super Hot Looking” what is wrong with Kate? Doesn’t she know the rules?
21. Update on Robert’s triggers?
1. Dis anything related to Canada
2. Pineapple on Pizza
3. Short Robert (who isn’t that short)
22. Did she mean he can clip her with his car and so she’s in a wheelchair and will always be taller than her? ("work on it" plan)
23. Anyone else thought this was a scam meeting? Like Catfish?
24. Do you think he jumped on Kate cause he got confused by reading her “Just Do It” shirt?
25. Is she totally into this song?
26. Do we need to dig out some of Robert’s first performance to compare?
27. Sounds like someone stalking Cheerleaders to know that Hug style and never even got one?
28. Is the only thing he did right is putting himself out there?
I LOVE LOVE LOVE THE WAY YOU TURNED THIS INTO QUESTIONS FUNNIES. AND #16 MIGHT BE A LITTLE TO CLOSE TO HOME, HOWEVER MIGHT BE POSSIBLE.
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