ABSOLUTE MAD LADS WHO CANNOT BE CONTAINED

Notes:

1. No one said Urban Dictionary was for the high I.Q. 

2. Definition:  A madlad is a dude that did something so incredibly extreme, so fundamentally unbelievable, that everyone just wonders in awe after him. 

3. Writing a report in one long sentence is the secret to get your professor to say “I’m to young to stress out about this paper” and just give it a B.

4. Maybe he wouldn’t have troubles about writing if he downloaded Grammarly app. LOL

5. Why not wait until you’re a muti-millionaire to do the helicopter ride? 

6. Going all “Holier than Thou” let me say they could have used that money to others who need food, but can’t afford a helicopter ride for a dumb reason.

7. Look it’s Al Bundy!

8. No!  Sharkus!  Defend yourself!

9. The rules are the two in the pillow fight each get a pillow.  And just because Sharkus is filled with stuffing - doesn’t matter because Robert is filled with stuffing too, just more organic. LOL

10. Damn Robert must be having some issues to take out so much rage out on Sharkus.

11. Pillow fights are done for fun (usually chicks in their PJ’s) with gentle taps.  Not bruises.

12. The other option is that Henpecked Hal hit the kid from behind.

13. Also when getting a response about money - you find out the relatives who really care to share their cash with you in what seems like a hard time.

14. That relative who dared to Help (even if they are struggling too) are more likely to be moved to the top of the ‘being left in the will’ list.

15. Wondering does the Uncle ask once a month so he avoids getting asked just as often?

16. “I don’t sleep around nobody if there’s not a locked door.” Quote 2020

17. “No one is going anywhere near a Sleeping Robert unless there is a locked door between them.”

18. Sleeping Robert makes him sound like some wild creature.

19. Does Robert have Trust issues or didn’t think that Joe Pesci had 100 dollars to spare over a fan back then?

20. The Mom used that hour to work off that bag of skittles.  Free exercise.

21. A torque wrench is a tool used to apply a specific torque to a fastener such as a nut, bolt, or lag screw. 

22. So instead he asks his girlfriend to “Bone him” instead of “F - him”?

23. Robert gives permission to watch any RobertIDK video, but he should have said the FREE PASSWORD to do that is pressing the LINK button on all of them. LOL

24. Why is there a Madlad, but closest for MadLady is MadWoman? (Madwoman definition is - a woman who is or acts as if insane)