ANIMATED STORIES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LOSE FAITH IN HUMANITY (Share My Sto...

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STORY #1

1. Maybe he needs another attack with the scissors. The haircut might clean things up, but still just a weird on the right side. Maybe get it professionally done next time. LOL. ✂💇‍♂️

2. Robert was doing a rendition of Dr. Seuss.

3. There is no need to give your name with the story - so giving it anonymously can work for Steve.

4. RobertIDK Government - do we have to pay taxes or can we just pay in LIKES/VIEWS? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

5. Wondering: Why was Robert laughing at 2:02 ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )

6. WOW! All I got was stories that began with Once Upon a Time and involved some Unicorn, Castle, or Princess. #jealous

7. Crossing arms across the chest is a classic gesture of defensiveness as to protect their vital organs. So is Robert afraid the story is true?

8. Question: How does Robert know its to gain their powers? Some reading knowledge or experience?

9. What is up with the Robert De Niro eye closing Robert? (T_T)

10. Wow! Guess Robert has an assistant who Google stuff for him now. LOL

11. Wait! What? Skulls around the house isn’t normal? Oh-Oh.

12. Even Robert couldn’t keep a straight face when mentioning Amazon.

13. Don’t want to waste “food” and you knows its cooked to Well Done at the crematorium. (Sounds like a new restaurant in town)

14. Brazil - that’s where he’s stashing his leftovers. Like people stash cash in Cayman Islands.

15. Human teeth is less creepy than the image of Robert at 5:11.

16. The Dad is just at the “Gift Shop” and posing with souvenirs. Way to jump to conclusions Steven.

17. Wonder: Do you not think if Pigs and Cows were cooked up and given to them - they’d chomp down?

18. Robert beat me to the punch about “eating his mom” joke. 😋

19. How about tell someone beyond the Police. Have grandma call the Police. They might believe an older person over a kid.

20. Either this Dad is into Cannibalism or he’s loving screwing with his gullible son with this story. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

STORY #2

1. Maybe if you forgot to edit this part after viewing it Robert. LOL

2. You mean their life or the lives of their rats? Hum?

3. Note: On his beer free boat.

4. Her fishing is - putting out her line (pick-up) and she is the only bait she needs.

5. If she knew Robert’s channel why is she dealing with this dude instead? Shouldn’t she be doing some “research” on Robert instead? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

6. Once she gets the I Do’s filed legally - then maybe last a couple months to avoid an annulment - then she’s “in the money” (at least 1/2).

7. 🎵 I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed 🎵 (Smash Mouth)

8. So Robert’s thrill would be a game of Cat & Mouse or Poor & Rich. See how far a person would go to be with him (if he was cash Rich - not Personality Rich) before rejecting them for trying to scam? Sounds like a board game that could be new #merch to me.

9. Worst person? Referencing previous story I’d say Cannibal and serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer.

10. Also even stupid Steven knew about the “Birds & the Bees” and Sex Ed & Protection, right?

11. Billion Dollars - Invest, Donate, Create a Business that benefits Humans in Need. More ideas?

12. She’s willing to wreck her figure and be stuck with a child for the rest of her days (who may get her Dad’s dumb genes) just for big money? If Robert was a woman - would be really not even consider the offer?

13. Note: We didn’t learn either of their names. So no Roasting for either. ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )