KIDS DOING DUMB STUFF FOR 21 MINUTES STRAIGHT

Notes:
1.The kids first mistake was playing badminton indoors. Then thinking a shuttlecock would be a better bouncer than a regular tennis ball. 2. I reworked Robert’s bars: 🎵 Hey it’s your Boi

I’m back on the Track
Stupid Kids - we’re going to react
Don’t get mad cause - I’m just talking smack
If you’re think I’m talking about you
Then your wickity wickity wack. 🎵
3. Internet Finding Course? Did I even show up for that class or was it a Zoom course from home?
4. Where can I get a copy of that A+ so I can put it on my refrigerator? 🅰➕
5. Truth: For cash I’d dig deep within my soul and get those pennies. He only has 77 cents - those 3 extra cents he can afford a vanilla cone from McDonald's.🍦
6. Robert had ADD as a child - doesn’t that mean as an adult he still has ADD? Why didn’t he just say “having ADD I remember as a child when I couldn’t drag…..”
7. What is this room? A wall of mirrors you have to activate via a head bump? What’s wrong with their hands? LOL

8. Wow! Kid testing for Mensa International is so much easier than Adult testing where you have to answer questions like this ---> Sally likes 225 but not 224; she likes 900 but not 800; she likes 144 but not 145. Which does she like - 1600 or 1700?
9. After Robert shared the Speedometer issue with his Parents his Parents got him his first set of glasses. LMAO
10. If Robert wants to see my dashboard he’ll have to Google 2005 Ford Focus Dash View (LOL)
11. Wondering: What did that ladybug do to deserve to be sacrificed.
12. Was the girl crying over her phone or laughing over her plans on how she was going to get the latest phone to replace the trapped one? Hummmmmm?
13. OK everyone - don’t tell Robert that during those weeks we “Tweet about him behind his back” (LOL)
14. That’s right Folk’s - Robert currently has no Class. 😎
15. You know what’s cooler? It’s on this thing called a VHS tape that likely used a giant video camera to film.
16. Also the Mom didn’t stay mad because she’s a Mom who Loves her child and knew he wouldn’t listen or would do something stupid.
17. What are the odds that this is the change the boy from before couldn’t reach for and she snatched it up for herself?
18. Did Robert say “Cleaver” or “Basic” as him with that joke?
19. In all Honesty - Robert can’t see you give him the middle finger (for whatever reason) either. LOL
20. It’s not that she took her arm out of the sling that’s the problem. Its she touched the ball with her hands is the issue. (You cannot touch the ball with your hands or arms intentionally unless you are the goalie.) ⚽
21. This is the pre-exam for people who like to mudslide in Texas.
22. Look! Its the dude (Big Lebowski joke)
23. FYI: Just because you go to Harvard doesn’t mean they won’t party like so hard they’d flunk out. LOL
24. Robert is “Grammar Police” - next he’ll on be on Twitter and be “Spelling Police”. Watch out everyone.
25. Aiden won’t need to worry about grammar once he gets Grammarly software on his computer.
26. On the plus side: At least she used her hand and not her tongue.
27. When did the Parent learn of this 150 dollar purchase before the video or after it came out?
28. Robert doesn’t know - you “gift” something to someone so you can less the punishment thinking your did something nice for someone else. (not known Kid trick)
29. I think getting a bottle for each drink from the fridge would be kewl. Gatorade bottle would be already pre-made and easy to grab and go when running late. Pre-pour the night before.
30. Shadow puppets also work on cats when you can’t find the red light sensor.
31. Still a Dumb kid - wrong finger to put a ring on. 💍
32. Stay tuned for “Playful Innocence Video” on the next episode of RobertIDK.👍