GIRLS BEING DUMB FOR 20 MINUTES STRAIGHT

Notes:
1. It’s 1pm - what’s he doing out of bed so early on a weekend? LOL
2. Robert is the only person I know that brags about fake bling.
3. Note: Zevia and Disney have signed a beverage deal to launch Zevia Kidz (sponsorship in the works for someone?)
4. Facts: Cosmopolitan (cocktail) is a Cocktail made with vodka 🍹
5. She fell down to distract that other other woman picked her jeans out of the butt crack on the way over.
6. Robert never done the hole poking beer trick? He did go to college right? I think that’s a mandatory requirement by second year if you were kewl. 😎
7. Even if he won (and looked like a douche to the crowd of women) he would have asked for a “no hard feelings” hug. And she would have so she didn’t look like a B--tch to the crowd.
8. She “failed” with Snoop when he didn’t slip his hotel key to her for later. LOL
9. At 5:25 in the video pause it --> open new tab --> start playing Nelly - Hot in Herre video at (at 1:09) --> return to Robert’s video/Mute/Play Nelly & enjoy. I so would do this video edit but not sure how the “use music” feature YouTube allows.
🎵 (I said)
It's gettin' hot in here
(So hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin' so hot
I wanna take my clothes off 🎵
10. “She’s a work out nerd like like (double like) me - not to say I work out that much these days.” so now that means he’s just a Nerd now? LOL
11. Why is Robert confused? Doesn’t everyone have pocket broccoli? 🥦
12. Quick - someone tell Robert something he doesn’t know! ---> By slowing their heart rates, sloths can hold their breath for up to 40 minutes. Dolphins need to come up for air after about ten minutes. Now he's learned (and so have you reading this) something you may not have known. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
13. Never knew (#sarcasm) There are vain people in Los Angeles? 📸 👩
14. LMAO at Robert’s Sassy Lady’s face.
15. Does Robert not know they are actually trying to flirt with him by asking him to be the photographer?
16. Maybe they ask Robert to do so many cause he can’t take a good shot? Ever thought of that? 🙄
17. Wait! Wait! Wait! Did Robert said he went out to a Party? (⓿_⓿) <---shock
18. Wonder if Robert still has those images (for those late nights) LOL
19. Baby Swings Vs. Normal Vs. Me (Abnormal)
20. I blame the parents not to show her the mini-tank symbol inside.
21. Try the bottle challenge without wearing slippers/socks.

22. To see the “outdoor pool fun” video called “10 Products that’ll upgrade your summer! Found here ---> https://youtu.be/FkLzkQfTdbc
23. Didn’t want to be Ariel, but did seek out that Prince Eric dude. LOL
24. 🙈 “I can show you the world” is from Aladdin and called “A Whole New World.”