MY DATE WITH MARKIPLIER (Markiplier Dating Simulator Reaction)

Notes:

1. Seeing Robert go through what women go through on finding the right outfit makes it extra funny.

2. “Valentines Day was yesterday” and the video is dated ---> Feb 16, 2017 (so in his world Valentine's Day is the 15th?)

3. “A Valentine's Day project (listen for the accent on that word project).

4. I played it when it came out.

5. LMAO - Robert thinks only 1/2 of his viewers think he’s Gay. Those percentages are way off. (which way you ask? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -----> Only you can answer that)

6. Mark might have thrown away the flower cause he’s not sure if your allergic to Roses? Or see how cheap he is buy only purchasing one?

7. Ladies: Robert Pays for the Dates.

8. Classic: Open door for ladies.

9. Wondering: Does the numbers 5429 have a meaning for a

10. “bon jour” = Hello

11. Robert says “As a Canadian I’m a little offended.” as opposed to the real French who are totally offended (LOL).

12. “How am I suppose to get that -----” quote had me LMAO cause wasn’t expecting it at all.

13. Cringe when Robert just sampled one of my favorite songs.

14. Two bowls of vanilla and no spoons.

15. There is the spoons at the table.

16. The Date deal breaker for Robert is when you have to kill someone - he’s not giving you a 2nd date. Talk about being picky. LOL

Second time around:

1. I think Robert’s real first mistake is thinking this date is Real. LOL

2. Mark might be able to pay, but so cheap he don’t want too?

3. Aren’t beets already dead? Have I been cooking/eating beets that are alive? AAAAaaaaaa!

4. “Nooo! Don’t go into the light!” 💡

Third time around:

1. Fast forward.

Fourth time around:

1. Picking up where we left off.

2. Best True Ending Twist Ever. 😎