ANIMALS BEING STUPID FOR 17 MINUTES STRAIGHT

Notes:

1.  By a show of hands - who suspected Robert to rise up wearing a dress?

2.  Concerned:  This is the 2^nd shirt that “doesn’t fit” - is he slowly melting?  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

3.  The dog covered in the blanket is like “Winter is Coming” warning look.

4.  Star War fans Unite -

A. Dagobah is a fictional planet (not an island)

B. Obi-Wan Kenobi never was on Dagobah (only his spirit sent Luke there)

C. Darth Vader died at the hands of the furious Sidious when he unleashes his Force Lightning and damaged his suit. Cutting off oxygen.

D. Samus was Human male Sith Lord who served the resurgent Sith Empire during the Cold War.

5.  #Idea - Robert to react to all 9 Star Wars movies.  That’s 9 videos where all he has to do is watch a movie.  OR watch them and do a review of them explaining them to the newbies to the series.

6.  “Look at me cat…Look at me!” seal begging for attention.

7.  I’m sorry?  “That’s what happens if you play with a walrus.”  did he just call that women in the teeter totter video a walrus?  (Get them onions ready Robert)

8.  That cat might have the hiccups, but also hooked on catnip.

9.  Brags about his boys using a hammock - “4 legged creatures are not built for hammocks” - FACT: Rats have four legs.

10.  Now the true question is:  If you dream of drinking in your sleep and you are in real life - does that mean when you need to pee in your dream - you pee in real life too?  Matrix fun.

11.  Blue from the elevator is just a distraction from its owner’s either bowling or clown shoes.

12.  Confused:  I thought Spuds MacKenzie died in 1993 - guess that just another celebrity rumor/cover-up.

13.  Robert “they are so adorable.” --> Mother of Robert --> Raccoons may carry rabies, roundworms, fleas, and parvovirus which can be dangerous to humans and pets.  Won’t someone think of Rocco & Nobu (think of the children joke)

14.   One cat gets kicked out - the other takes up the slack.  That’s good teamwork.

15.  Muffin wakes up like me when my auto-set alarm goes off and after I remember it's a day off  - I go right back to sleep.

16.  That’s how many IDKers approach Robert at meet & greets. #shy

17.  This is Robert’s Future notice:  When you're in the market - your getting a black shiba dog.

18.  Why is Alvin making it complicated?  Flaming bag of poo (homemade poo) for Jeff to put out would be funnier and just as gross.

19. Personal Comment:  Mayonnaise - EUuuuuu 🤮