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MY SECOND DATE WITH MARKIPLIER | Markiplier Dating Simulator Reaction #2

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Notes: 1. I can only imagine what SpongeBob has seen. 2. Apparently Mark’s charm has convinced Robert to accept a 2nd date after all. 3. Technically Robert no one forced you to kill anyone. 4. So let’s recap - Robert shot someone dead and is not on the FBI’s Most Wanted List? 5. For knowledge: Kk is an abbreviation for "k, kewl", which in itself is an abbreviation for "okay, cool." 6. The “Freaky Dude Chef” name is Robert Rexx 7. Lawyer says: “Never admit to shooting someone.” 8. Wondering: Why does Robert have a big grin on his face after “shooting” the real Mark? 9. This time chocolate ice cream over the vanilla. 2nd time go around: 1. Can’t cry as well as Mark? Don’t worry guys/gals wait 4 months for the “RobertIDK Roast Yourself Challenge” where he gives it a good cry try. LOL 2. Au revoir = Goodbye (in French) 3. Adios = Goodbye (in Spanish) 4. Guten tag = Goodbye (in German) Being Psychic: This Orange balloon will nothing compar

MY DATE WITH MARKIPLIER (Markiplier Dating Simulator Reaction)

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Notes: 1. Seeing Robert go through what women go through on finding the right outfit makes it extra funny. 2. “Valentines Day was yesterday” and the video is dated ---> Feb 16, 2017 (so in his world Valentine's Day is the 15th?) 3. “A Valentine's Day project (listen for the accent on that word project). 4. I played it when it came out. 5. LMAO - Robert thinks only 1/2 of his viewers think he’s Gay. Those percentages are way off. (which way you ask? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -----> Only you can answer that) 6. Mark might have thrown away the flower cause he’s not sure if your allergic to Roses? Or see how cheap he is buy only purchasing one? 7. Ladies: Robert Pays for the Dates. 8. Classic: Open door for ladies. 9. Wondering: Does the numbers 5429 have a meaning for a 10. “bon jour” = Hello 11. Robert says “As a Canadian I’m a little offended.” as opposed to the real French who are totally offended (LOL). 12. “How am I suppose to get that -----” quote had me LMAO

SCHOOL TALENT SHOWS GONE WRONG

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Is there secret video section where I can order a Super-Sized Monday? 💁🏽‍♀️ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To answer the first question: YES —>”Luke's just not a farmer, Owen. He has too much of his father in him.” Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope from 1977 - in reference to Luke Skywalker. 😜

ANIMATED STORIES That Disney Wants DELETED From The Internet (Share My S...

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Notes: 1. SMH on this video. I am so glad I wasn’t the only one who thumb down this video. Sorry-not Sorry. 2. You could have saved the Shark costume - place seaweed/fake blood/fake limbs/barbie dolls from the dollar store and save it as a Halloween costume. 3. You had the chance to fake people out for when you popped your head out of the costume - you could have had shark-face makeup on. 4. Katy Perry from 2015 called - talking about gathering old memes. 🦈 (left shark) 5. Oh! Aug. 9 to Aug. 16 was shark week - would have been a better time for this costume. Video #1 1. “Caroline” had so many other alternatives - talk to building manager, get a boyfriend or Friend who could likely kick his arse to “talk” to the neighbor, she could have asked her Dad to talk to the dude or MOVE. 2. LOL she goes to bed at midnight - that’s so early. LOL 3. Maybe she should have checked out the place - or met the neighbors or got some referrals before moving in? 4. Caroline doesn’t even

ANIMALS BEING STUPID FOR 17 MINUTES STRAIGHT

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Notes: 1.   By a show of hands - who suspected Robert to rise up wearing a dress? 2.   Concerned:  This is the 2 nd  shirt that “doesn’t fit” - is he slowly melting?  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 3.   The dog covered in the blanket is like “Winter is Coming” warning look. 4.   Star War fans Unite - A.  Dagobah   is a fictional planet  (not an island) B.  Obi - Wan Kenobi   never was on Dagobah (only his spirit sent Luke there) C.  Darth Vader   died at the hands of the furious Sidious when he unleashes his Force Lightning  and damaged  his suit. Cutting off oxygen. D. Samus was Human male Sith Lord who served the resurgent Sith Empire during the Cold War. 5.   #Idea - Robert to react to all 9 Star Wars movies.  That’s 9 videos where all he has to do is watch a movie.  OR watch them and do a review of them explaining them to the newbies to the series. 6.   “Look at me cat…Look at me!” seal begging for attention. 7.  I’m sorry?  “That’s what happens if you play with a walrus.”  did he just call that wome

REACTING TO DANK MEMES SENT BY FANS 5

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Notes:   1.   Is that playground in fantasy land cause its empty of kids and clean. 2.   Everyone should Flex they watched every video.  Maybe Robert should make it a #Challenge to help view numbers. 3.   Note:  the l ightsaber  is resting on Robert ’ s upper arm and would (if real) already slice it open.  So basically bad form while holding a Lightsaber  and so he will never be a Jedi. 4.   Listening to this video was more interesting than that ’ s guys ornament “ trick ” ---> https://youtu.be/3U8fTAHxjdo 5.   And with Winnie the Pooh clip - my childhood is ruined just a little more. 6.   Should have caught on it was a JK cause he still had the litter box available a week later after its death. 7.   As I commented before notice how Robert’s cat on back fence (over his left shoulder) turns when he starts strumming.  Like making his/her own   “ Imma Head Out ” meme .

REACTING TO DANK MEMES SENT BY FANS #3

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Notes:   1.   Lots of “haircut” excuses when all you need is a mirror, a pair of scissors and courage to do it yourself. 2.   Note:  Drake & Kirby is Roberts OTP. 👫 3.   Screaming is the lowest form of funny on a meme

REACTING TO DANK MEMES SENT BY FANS #2

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Notes: 1. It could be just the angle, but in the first shot - did we see Robert’s wallet and car keys on the edge of the couch like we see in the swing around clip? 2. Robert’s roommates never ask, “Anyone seen Robert.” because all they have to do is open a door. 3. Great. Now every time Robert has his camera from the waist up only people are assuming he’s filming in his undies. 🩳 4. Mic check (LOL) 5. Anyone else feel old when Robert mentioned he doesn’t know who Wilford Brimley is? No one? Just me? Ugh. 6. First time Robert experienced the “no Pomegranates” lady. 🍊 7. Anyone else get a little chill with “Evil Robert” ? LOL 8. Shocked #Sarcasm that YouTube doesn’t work properly. Then and now apparently.

THE WORST VOICE CRACKS OF ALL TIME

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Notes: 1. OMG! Did I pick the wrong link? Why is this Mr. Beast in the corner of the screen? 2. “And returning from the Beach 10 minutes ago it’s RobertIDK.” 😎🧴 3. This truly is a flashback. Robert is on Hee Haw. (Hee Haw is a TV show from 69-92 kids) 4. Sadly when Robert sporting the overalls people aren’t calling him “Daddy” anymore, but “Grand-Daddy.” 5. “Welcome to the garden where I show you how to plant Tulips and show off my prize collection of Roses.” - Gardener RobertIDK 6. I really Hope Robert gets the part in the remake video of 🎵 Come On Eileen 🎵 by Dexys Midnight Runners. ROTFLMAO 7. Show of hands - who thinks a voice crack is not the only thing Robert has faked. LOL 8. “Excuse me Sir….before you return raising your barn can you give me directions?” (Amish joke) 9. Dang, I didn’t know Dope or Nope had this level of casual Monday’s. LOL 10. California really has been an influence on this Canadian dude. He’s dressed for Apple Picking.🍎

REACTING TO DANK MEMES SENT BY FANS

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Notes: 1. Ugandan Knuckles was my favorite meme. 2. Music is the best stress reliever. 🎵 3. Made the mistake of Googling the lyrics. My type of song? I’d have to say Nah. 4. Robert should have known a Meme without a Shrek appearance is unnatural. 5. Now I’m Grateful after not wearing headphones when that dinosaur clip came on. *and Robert’s add on* 6. I ROTFLMAO on the “He is a Nerd” clip. Wasn’t expecting it, but still nice twist.⭐

REACTING TO OBSCURE VIDEOS FROM THE DEPTHS OF YOUTUBE

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Notes: 1. They finally found a worse song than “It’s a Small World.” (Disney song) 2. Five Billion videos are watched every single day -- if people would stop finally putting their phones down and going to sleep at 3am we can raise that number. 🛌😴📱 3. Wondering: Is Robert secretly trying to hypnotize use with his moves? 4. If you don’t know: The Golden Retriever in the shot with Robert is ----->Arte Fact who was the proprietor of the Curio Shop in Webkinz World. 🐕 (then you get gems and earn the Webkinz Crown of Wonder - like how Thanos did for adults) 👑 5. Only criticism in Godzilla film - when Godzilla eats it shouldn’t the camera have shaken due to the ground shaking from Godzilla's size? 6. UGH - the song played again. Aaaaaaaaaa! Now that’s going to be stuck in my head for the day. 7. Just for fun - turn on Closed Captioning for this clip when Robert turns on his - talk about tripping and seeing double. LOL

PEOPLE BEING STUPID FOR 19 MINUTES STRAIGHT

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Notes: 1. Robert is commenting on the balloon when the real Stupid thing is that guy can walk, yet will use the scooter to shop. 2. Even the lady next to her has a look on her face of shock she took the Pope’s hand. 3. Yellow flannel?! A Canadian not wearing red flannel? *faints. 4. For those non-Canadians (like myself) asking what exactly is a Timbit? ---> A bite-sized doughnut ball sold at the Canadian Tim Hortons restaurant chain and sometimes jocularly regarded as an icon of Canadian culture. 5. Did you know that Robert swiped this flannel out of SpongeBob’s closet. LOL 6. TBH - I like the flannel on him. No matter the color. 7. It's nice to see clips I’ve never seen before on a react. 👍 8. For the grape guy ---> “I'm jus' pain covered with skin.” (LOL if you know where this quote is from) 9. Note: The off ramp scene was in a previous video reaction. 10. Reality: You CAN grab someone’s hand and pull them in. Fact: It’s rude to grab and pull someone’